Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Sharifah Suleiman Scam

Triple S yo, dubbed the Sharifah Suleiman Scam by Yours Truly.

Received the following email from this so called Sharifah Suleiman:

Assalamualaikum,


Bissmillahi Rahmanirrahim Assalasmualaikum I am Mrs .sharifah suleiman, a widow of 73years, suffering from Cancer of the breast, my husband and my only son were killed last year During the UK terrorist attack.


My condition is serious and according to my doctor, it is obvious that I might not survive. I have some funds that my late husband WILLED for the growth of Islam; the sum of $6,600,000.00 United States of American Dollars and deposited it with a finance house in south East Asia .


After my prayers, on my quest to search for a reliable being that will stand on my behalf make this claim and use the fund to assist the less privilege ones E.g widows, orphans and poor people around you. As my condition does not allow me to continue with the wish of my husband.


I found your email address and I decided to contact you for the usage of the Funds in the way that it will please almighty Allah (God). Therefore, if you are honest and faithful enough to use this fund strictly for the work, your response will be highly appreciated.


Yours sincerely,


Mrs.sharifah suleiman.


Why is this a scam?

First of all, for the so called fund for the growth of Islam, there is no need for this Sharifah Suleiman to find Your Truly to handle the fund because there are a lot of Islamic organization that are more than willing to handle the fund. Although, I know that my irresistible charm is very hard to resist and that I am well known for my honesty and integrity but I will have to pass the offer. Mmmmkay? Nothing personal alright?

Second, I doubt that by praying alone this Sharifah Suleiman will find victims to scam a reliable person to act in your behalf. On top of that, even IF this fund is real, how clever of this Sharifah Suleiman to just simply get an email from the Internet and entrust the so called fund? I am sure, I am not the only one who have this email or entrusted this scam noble task.

Anyway, lets give this Sharifah Suleiman the benefit of doubt ok? Hence, I replied to the email. The following is my reply:


Hi there,


Oh please, let me handle the fund please.


I am very the reliable and very the honest mmmkay?


I manage fund very the well ok?


Sure won't let you down.


Oh, did I mention that I am very honest and reliable?


It's fate that you found my email, so you better believe in fate and entrust the fund to my care mmmkay?


Now, the question is,


How Do I get the fund?


For your part, I would think the question would be, to give or not to give?


Anxiously anticipating your reply.


Yours very the sincerely,
Benard
BenardCometh Revelations
http://benardcometh.blogspot.com


Oooo, I am going to be so rich manage the fund extremely well. Honestly.

3 comments:

  1. i don't mind helping you
    handle "part of" the fund too.
    *super puppy eyes mode: ON*

    scram scammer ..
    (hey, it rhymes !! XD)

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  2. DUH... So easy meh!!!

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  3. levian: Yeah, sure. IF I got it that is. =p

    Anon: Exactly!!!! =p

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