Thursday, February 26, 2009

The Teenager Audio Test

Well, this is very interesting.


The Teenager Audio Test




Directly quoted,
will produce a tone that is generally only heard by people under the age of 25. It has been used as a deterrent device to keep teenagers from loitering in malls and shops, and sounds similar to a buzzing mosquito. Typically the longer you listen to it, the more annoying it gets.


There you have it.

And guess what? This old man is considered a teenager too..Woot

Since I can hear the sound... Ho ho ho ho... .


Train Horns
Created by Train Horns



But then again, me think the test is not that authentic cuz ho, among the test subjects I tested on there is this one 50 years old lady who says she can hear the audio.

However, majority old people **ahem** can't hear it. Suppose.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Too Much DOTA

You know you played one too many DOTA games aka too much DOTA when,


 Godlike Answer


You answered the question "Internet Literacy" with your own custom made answer "Godlike" as if the "High" answer cannot emphasize enough how pro you are.

And that you are not a Noob.

Typical DOTA Player 

OK, make that Typical Addicted DOTA Player

(Not wanting to offend the normal DOTA players. They DO come in the thousands ya know)

Ahem.




p/s: Please refrain from playing DOTA for one month if you find yourself having the above said symptom. It could be lethal mmmmmkay. =p

Monday, February 23, 2009

DIY Change Casio Scientific Calculator Battery

It is quite surprising that there are some people who don't even know how to do basic maintenance or basic repairs of the stuff they have. You spoilt brat you. Ahem. That includes changing batteries of their electronic devices.

Fret not as the resident handyman aka jack of all trades at BenardCometh Revelations will show you how to DIY change the battery of your Casio Scientific Calculator. If you have one that is.

Why Casio Scientific Calculator? Well, it is common and being common means a lot of people own one. Then there is this perception that Casio Scientific Calculator is like the Ferrari of calculators, sort of. Or maybe not.

Anyway, yours truly owns one, In fact he owns a couple of em Ferrari. Changing batteries should not differ much from the different brands of calculator.

For those thinking, "ha I own a solar powered scientific calculator you morons!!!!". Well, good for you. Good for you. -_-"

Lets get on with it shall we?

The only tool you will need is the Philips Head Screwdriver and of course the replacement battery. I got a whole lot of em at some discount store for quite cheap. RM2 for the lot. Cheap stuff.

Philips Head Screwdriver

Batteries


Alright, take your calculator out and make sure you give it a look through to identify where the battery compartment is located.

In my Ferrari case ahem calculator case, flip back the calculator and the battery compartment is located at the top back with two screws fastened to it.

Casio Scientific Calculator

The battery compartment


Unscrew the screw by unscrewing it with the screwdriver. Ha, a mouthful. Ahem. Back to the post, after you unscrew the screws, open up the cover by sliding it upwards then the battery shall magically reveal itself to you.

Proceed to pick out the dead battery and put in a new one. Of course the battery must be dead already, if not why are you even changing the battery? Just for fun is it?


Dead battery

Put in new battery


Put back the cover and screw on the screws by using the screwdriver. **screws**.


There you have it and congrats for changing the battery all by yourself. Be proud of yourself and give yourself a pat on the back.

You big boy you.

or

You big girl you.



Friday, February 20, 2009

And the Woof Story So Far

Continuation from Puppies Alert 2

The journey so far.

The puppies opened their eyes already and learn how to walk around on their little paws.

Awwwwww.

Sleeping
Zzzzzzzz
Peekaboo
Rwar!!!
Whatcha Looking at!

There.... 

Woof .

Woof.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Proton MPV Winner, Oh Really?

The Proton MPV Naming Contest have a winner already. The winning name is Exora.

Proton Exora


And the winner is one Puan Norsholihan Bt Abdul Eanich. Congrats ya.

Winner


But ho, there is just one little problem. You see, Exora is actually a type of flower leh. You call it Ixora or Exora.

Normally this would not matter but like I said, there is a little problem. Since Exora is a type of flower, that also means that it is a type of vegetation aka plant aka "tumbuh tumbuhan". Agree?

Now, take a look at the terms and condition in both English aka "Bahasa Inggeris" and Malay aka "Bahasa Malaysia".

Notice anything? Maybe the part where it says:

"Penyertaan hendaklah sama ada dalam bahasa Malaysia atau bahasa Inggeris dan mestilah:-
- Tidak diambil daripada mana-mana nama binatang atau tumbuh-tumbuhan;"

or in English

Contest entry submissions must be in either Bahasa Malaysia or English only and must:-
- not consist of any form of the animal kingdom, or vegetation;

No, I am not talking about the lousy translation job. Get it yet? See aka "Tengok", got print screen.

English

Malay


Exactly. Since Exora is a type of flower aka plant aka vegetation aka "tumbuh tumbuhan", that means that the winner should be officially disqualified or not chosen at all. Correct? Ahem. Jeng Jeng Jeng.

Don't believe is flower ah? Google wor, some say is the best in the world and the universe wor.

Below pictures are taken from Google Images.

Exora

Exora Close up


Oh, well. Just pointing it out.

Anyway, I think they have external judges/auditors to pick the winner, so no conspiracy there. Ahem.

But ho, judges or auditors. Next time, remember to Google first mmmmkay. Googling always helps minimizing any potential mistakes. Ahem.

Then again, I could be wrong. Maybe a flower is not a vegetation or "tumbuh tumbuhan". But the education system says flower is a plant wor. Plant is not vegetation is it? My bad.

So, there you have it. The new Proton MPV is called Proton Exora. Not sure about the quality though. Like I said before, being a Proton pretty much sums it all. Ahem.

What do you think?


Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Global Earth Hour 28th March 2009

That's right.

Global Earth Hour is set on 28th March 2009 at 8.30pm.

Switch off all lights for one hour. Alright, people?

For Earth's sake.

For mankind. Ooops, make that humankind and all Earth inhabitants.

Go to Earth Hour for more information and also remember to sign up to join the movement.


Global Earth Hour
28th March 2009
8.30pm-9.30pm


Monday, February 16, 2009

For the love of the Country




Sounds Serious.

Probably My Last Message To Malaysians






p/s: Have I ever told you that Malaysia Today is a daily MUST for the author at BenardCometh Revelations? Well, now you know.

p/s/s: Those who are eligible to vote and have not registered. Register NOW and bring your asses to the election venue next election and just fucking vote will ya?. Ahem.

p/s/s/s: This is even a shorter post. Ahem 3Point8. That is if the p/s(s) are not included. Sort of. Ahem.



Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day

~Start~




HAPPY VALENTINE's DAY 






~End~

Psssst, I need to go prepare stuffs.
Ahem.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Bankers Harakiri

Yes,

That is exactly what those bankers should do to be able to live with the shame. Or in this case, die with a little bit of dignity left.

That is what those olden samurai would do in old Japan. They would rather commit harakiri than to live with the shame.

But then again, that is olden samurais in old Japan. How many in Japan would still uphold that code of honor nowadays? Ahem.

Anyway, this is not about Japan. This is about some bankers in the west who despite of the looming recession, still takes home huge paychecks and bonuses. Real huge. Ahem.

The bonuses and paycheck would really be justified if those bankers improved the economy or in this sense, helped advert the recession. But its the opposite. Oh, the shame.

And just by saying sorry would not do any good either. Say sorry after taking home those huge paycheck and bonuses eh.

Which left you guys the only option. Harakiri or the Seppuku. Ahem

Then you will be able to die with dignity instead of living with the shame your entire life.

Yeah right. You wish.

Even if you do the harakiri or seppuku ten times over also would not be of any use.

Better find ways to solve the problems at hand rather than just saying sorry eh. Just saying sorry is cheap. Heck, anyone who have those paycheck and bonuses and make mistakes of that scale and yet not saying sorry would be like signing their death certificate. Ahem.

That is all lah, don't wanna rant anymore. I could go on and on and on.

And oh, there is one more thing.

From the news a while back, those automakers in the US all waiting for bailouts from the government can also do the harakiri or seppuku if they want. Go right ahead.

What the hell is wrong with these people? Already asking for bailouts and their top managements still flying around in their private jets? Go on holiday some more? Ask for bailouts to sponsor their lifestyle is it?

Asses.

Come spell with me. H.A.R.A.K.I.R.I or S.E.P.P.U.K.U.


Come on and do the HA~ RA~ KI~ RI~
HA~ RA~ KI~ RI~

Come on and do the HA~ RA~ KI~ RI~
HA~ RA~ KI~ RI~

**background music YMCA song**



p/s: Please do not do the harakiri aka the seppuku at home kids. That should only be done in the presence of qualified professionals. Alright?

p/s/s: BenardCometh Revelations does not condone senseless violence and also taking the easy way out by ending your life. Life is precious. Treasure it. Cherish it. Amen.

p/s/s: I have edited the post. The updates are in red mmmkay. Apparently somebody felt insulted and email me saying that I am inconsiderate. Ahem. People, try to take this post light-heartedly mmmkay. Smile. Why so serious? Ahem

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

2009 Malaysia Public Holidays

This might come a little bit late but then again it is just February. Still have like 10 months to go hence the knowledge of when you will be having holidays or public holidays is very important. Planning ahead is the key mmmmkay.

So, BenardCometh presents to you the whole list of 2009 Malaysia Public Holidays and heck, there is also a PDF version with a more complete information available for download at the end of this post. Damn, am I considerate or am I considerate?

Last year there is this Malaysia 2008 Public Holidays which if you have not noticed yet, expires already. Ahem. So, use this 2009 version instead. Alright? Don't go and use the 2008 one and if you do for whatever reasons you might have, just don't tell me. Keep it to yourself mmmkay?


2009 Malaysia Public Holidays
26th - 27th January
Chinese New Year


9th March
Prophet Muhammad's Birthday (Maulidur Rasul)

1st May
Labor Day


9th May
Wesak Day


6th June
Agong's Birthday


31st August
National Day


20th - 21st September
Hari Raya Puasa


17th October
Deepavali


27th - 28th November

Hari Raya Haji


18th Dec
Awal Muharram (Maal Hijrah)


25th December
Christmas


Source



For a more complete list of the public holidays, please click on 2009 Malaysia Public Holidays.

Happy Holiday-ing

May you have many many holidays. Ahem.


Monday, February 9, 2009

Chap Goh Meh 2009

Today is Chap Goh Meh translated as the Fifteenth Night represents the final day of the Lunar New Year, the Chinese New Year. And yes, we celebrate Chinese New Year for 15 days. Ahem.

The fifteenth night is the night where one can see the first full moon of the New Year. That means tonight you will be able to see a full moon and its the first full moon of the year. Ox Moon yo.
And oh, today is also considered the Chinese Valentine's Day. So, you lover birds. More excuse to celebrate another Valentine's Day aye? 

On this day, girls would go and throw mandarin oranges or tangarines into the river and guys would go and pick em up. Like what mentioned with examples in this previous post titled "Chap Goh Meh aka Chinese Valentine's Day".



HAPPY
CHAP GOH MEH

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Frogs

Sighted and Identified in Perak.

Yep. Big Frogs. Jumping Around. Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit.

Heck, from the looks of it. It seems that there will be more frogs jumping around. It's possible.

Probably.


Oh, I get it.

It's a frog season now. Ahem.

Froggy is the new IN thing yo.

Sort of.

Ribbit away.

Wait.

Frog Season ho.

Quite delicious also mmmmkay.

Fried
Looks like KFC. Well, in this case it should be KFF. Kentucky Fried Frog. Ka Ching!!!!!. Now why have I not think of that before? Making a franchise of fried frogs surely going to be a hit. Based on KFC model. KFF for sure will be profitable. Woot. I am gonna be so rich.

Frogs are delicious mmmmkay.

Died aka Frog Soup
Ok, maybe not.

Ribbit.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Improving the Economy

How on earth the economy going to improve if people stopped spending?

You might as well go and plant some vegetables, fruits and go rear some chickens. Self sustain mah.

Come on lah.

People need to spend to contribute to the economy. Get the economy stimulated so to speak.

Not on credit of course. That would only make things worst.

So,start spending now people especially the rich ones. Ahem.

Either way, you are fucked.

So might as well take your chances. Right?

What?

Don't know how to spend and what to spend on?

But still wanted to contribute to the economy and improve the economy?

Fret not cuz BenardCometh is here.

Send your moolah/dough/$$$$/money to Yours Truly right now and he will help you spend the money.

No strings attached.

No service charges.

No hidden charges.

All in the name of humanity.

To improve the economy.

For the good of everyone.

So,

What are you waiting for?

Do your part in contributing to the economy and improving it.

Start sending now. Ahem.

When the economy improves.

You good, I good, Everybody good. Ahem.

Send to the BenardCometh Improve the Economy Fund.

Act fast now.

Be the first 1000 people.

And you will receive a special gift.

The gift of being noted in the history.

As the first 1000 people who wants to improve the economy and advert the recession,

By sending money to the BenardCometh Improve the Economy Fund.

Ahem.

Oh ya, just one more thing.

Credit cards are not accepted.

Cash Term Only.

Ahem.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Puppies Alert 2

Tinkerbell is pregnant a while ago all thanks to Princeton and just before the Chinese New Year. Tinkerbell gave birth to two cute lovely puppies. One male and one female. Dragon and Pheonix birth yo. Sort of.

Oh ya, New Year Puppies. Must be lucky one. Fatt ah, Money come money come. Ahem.

For those who have no clue what Tinkerbell and Princeton are then look at the previous 1st puppies birth posts:




There you have it, all the previous posts on the 1st batch of puppies. The first version. So, this time around it is Puppeh V2.0 yo.

I iz teh cuteh

Same caption as above

I iz a bear. Roar. Or is it Rawr?


Still brand new fresh from the factory. Even the eyes haven't open yet. Ahem.

That is all for now.

More to come.

Stay Tuned.

Till then,

Woof Woof.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Russell Peter

Is one funny guy...

Hilarious mmmkay?








Like I said.

Hilarious...

=)