Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Football/Soccer

Of all the sports in the world, I think Football or also known as Soccer can be considered the most popular. Heck, some extreme ones even take it as religion. To them, football or soccer is everything.

To be honest, I am not much of a football fan. I don't have any favorite team and I definitely doesn't see the idea of 22 people running around in a ball frenzy. Obsessed with balls so to say.
(No offense, Football fans/fanatics)

However, judging from the amount of attention the sport gets all over the world. There must be something there to attract all those people. Don't even get me started on the World Cup thing. Whenever it comes to that particular time (World Cup), it's like all hell break loose. All 9 levels of hell.

So, since the whole world is football crazy. Might as well join em rite?

Anyway, at times I find the sport quite disturbing. Why, you ask?

For reasons like the following:

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Just how GAY is that?
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That is one of the reason why I don't play football/soccer. However, there is still hope.

I would make exception if and only IF I am playing with a team that has teamwork, talents, fun, and listen to my orders. Yep, a team like what is shown below would be perfect. Real PERFECT. I would sign up immediately.

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So, Where Do I Sign Up?
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Sunday, November 25, 2007

Men's Best Friend

**Updates**
Still looking for what type of breed is Lucky. From the comments, some say Terrier? Uncle Google result somehow is different. =p


In this case, BenardCometh Revelations' Best Friend.


Introducing Lucky.
(Don't know what kind of breed though)



Aside from Lucky, there is this senior K-9 in the house. You might have seen him in previous post. Introducing Princeton.
Click here and here for previous post about Princeton.


Yep, Princeton is a chihuahua
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So now there are two K-9 in the house to look after the house. Doubt that Princeton will be any use though. All hopes on Lucky. Go Attack Go..... Go Bite Go....
(Training, so to say).


Is it necessarily you ask? Based on the case that happened recently, Yours Truly officially lost all hope of mankind and ain't taking any chances. =p

Lastly, Princeton and Lucky together.


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March on Soldiers


Saturday, November 24, 2007

Exposed

No.... Not the culprit of the case exposed.

It is of a different type

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Guess Who????

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Yep, I have 2 baby bro.
Twins Baby Bro

and the Grand Finale

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Author of BenardCometh Revelations
EXPOSED

Now that IS Yours Truly
***Note: Yours Truly am 1 year older than his baby bros***

Now all of ya knows how I look like CLEARLY. =p

Friday, November 23, 2007

Three Characters Classic - San Ji Zing Part 2

Morale values are very important ok. So, please don't just go and steal stuff mmmkay.

Part 1

Second part of the Three Characters Classic.


***Note***
Chinese Writings
Pin Yin Readings
English Explanation


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昔 孟 母
xi meng mu
Previously, Mother of Mencius

擇 鄰 處
zhai lin chu
Selects/choose a neighborhood


子 不 學
zi bu xue
When her child won't learn


斷 機 杼
duan ji zhu
She breaks shuttle from the loom

竇 燕 山
dou yan shan
Dou Yan Shan (A name)


有 義 方
you yi fang
Has the right method


教 五 子
jiao wu zi
Teach 5 sons


名 俱 揚
ming ju yang
Each raised the family reputation

養 不 教
yang bu jiao
To feed without teaching

父 之 過
fu zhi guo
Is the father's fault


教 不 嚴
jiao bu yan
To teach without strictness

師 之 惰
shi zhi duo
Is the teachers' laziness


子 不 學
zi bu xue
If a child does not study


非 所 宜
fei suo yi
It is not proper


幼 不 學
you bu xue
If he does not study while young


老 何 為
lao he wei
How will he act when he is old

玉 不 琢
yu bu zhuo
Jade that is not polished

不 成 器
bu cheng qi
Cannot be used


人 不 學
ren bu xue
People don't want to study


不 知 義
bu zhi yi
Cannot know righteousness

為 人 子
wei ren zi
Being a child

方 少 時
fang shao shi
There is not enough time

親 師 友
qing shi you
He should invite teachers and friends

習 禮 儀
xi li yi
To practice etiquette/knowledge


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Explanation


Previously, the mother of Mencius chose/select a neighborhood to live in
and when her child would not learn, she broke the shuttle from the loom.
(Supposedly to show that it is useless to use the loom anymore- The loom used to weave clothes if I am not mistaken)

Dou of the Swallow Hills had the right method to teach his children as
he taught five sons and each of the sons raised the family's reputation.

To feed without teaching is the father's fault.
To teach without severity is the teacher's laziness.
(Something like teach a person how to fish instead of giving him fish always and have to teach well)

If the child does not learn it should not be left alone at that because
if he does not learn while he is young, what will he be when he is old?

If jade is not polished, it cannot become a precious item.
If a man does not learn, he cannot know what is his duty towards his neighbor.
(Jade is a precious thing but unpolished jade is not worth much hence applied to humans as if they do not learn they would not be useful)

When he is young, he should attach himself to his teachers and friends;
and practice ceremonial usages.
(Means that when they are young, they should follow teachers or someone with knowledge in order to learn from them)
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To be continued in Three Characters Classic - San Ji Zing Part 3

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Three Characters Classic - San Ji Zing Part 1

Yours Truly am still bitter about the stolen laptop. However he will stop whining about it and move on. There is no need to bore all of ya and thanks for all the wishes.
(He will update on the matter as soon as there is a conclusion regardless good news or bad news)

This post will revolve around the moral issue for obvious reasons.

The Three Characters Classic or the San Ji Zing (三字經) is traditionally used to teach and instill moral values into children for the Chinese. It is based on Confucius school of thoughts.

Here, free moral lesson.

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人 之 初
ren zhi chu
People at birth

性 本 善
xing ben shan
Are naturally good

性 相 近

xing xiang jin
Their natures are similar

習 相 遠
xi xiang yuan
Their habits become different

苟 不 教
gou bu jiao
If negligently or foolishly, not taught,

性 乃 遷

xing nai qian
Their nature deteriorate/widely differ

教 之 道

jiao zhi dao
The right way to teach,

貴 以 專

gui yi zhuan
Is with absolute concentration/thoroughness

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People at birth are fundamentally good natured or morally good and initially their natures or characters are similar and as times passed their habits becomes different.
When the habits are different and there is negligence in teaching them or there is no teaching, their nature will deteriorate and the right way to teach is with emphasize on concentration and thoroughness.

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Done. More to come.
(Yours Truly small effort/small step contributing towards a crime free society where everyone lives in peace and harmony.)
(Yeah, right. Dream on.)


To be Continued in San Ji Zing Part 2.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Retribution

***Updates***
No news of the laptop. Have let it go already. No use pursuing the impossible. However, every now and then there is still expectation that the laptop would appear miraculously. Rest in Peace.


Yeah, I wish. Retribution indeed.


Just wait silently and hope that all the bad people would just disappear?

Still on the matter here and here.

Yes, I am one hell of a persistent guy. There are some developments regarding the case as today, there are pieces of new information I received. There are suspects sighted and the descriptions are noted. Perhaps there are still more and I will keep on investigating along the way.

Believe me when I say I have my suspects results from the investigation of my colleague and I. CSI Kuching style yo.
(The police did come but the only thing they do is just take some freaking photos of the place. I guess it is just some paperwork to be completed. End of story.)

SO, it is natural that yours truly is very the sian and very the tulan. Actually the sian-ness and the tulan-ness is still very high.

However, since naturally I am a very "friendly" and happy go lucky kind of guy. So, have to slowly revert back. I do believe that happy does bring luck. Happy come Luck come come.

Found some comic strips that lighten my day though. Old joke but funny nevertheless.

Be happy, Smile, Luck come come. Ohm~~Ohm~~Ohm~~. (Mantra reciting)


Laugh away then


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**Am trying out the Picspay**
**If it's not good will revert back to Photobucket**


Got it from email actually but later found out that it is from UserFriendly.Org. Head over more more.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Hope and Expectation

***Updates- Latest development on the efforts updated below***

Still dwelling on the
previous post.

Yes, I know that the chances of getting back the stolen laptop is near to impossible but one can only hope and try any method possible regardless how impossible it is.

Nothing much to say except that I am doing my best and even try some investigating. I even resort to praying although I am not a devout Christian. The things that I would go through just to recover the data.

There is a colleague of mine whose laptop is also stolen at the same time (Being at the same place at the same time) and this colleague of mine has been consulting a few famous "bomoh" locally in the effort to recover back the stolen laptops. There are some development although not that promising but definitely there are something there which I can't really reveal here. Let's just see if it works. Hey, at least my colleague is making an effort instead of just leaving it to fate.

***Updates- Don't know whether you are reading this or not. Yes you, the one who stole the laptops. You might not believe in the supernaturals but please do yourself a favor and return the laptops before something real bad happens. Be it the legal way or the supernatural way. You know who you are.***

So, both of us are making different individual efforts instead of just doing nothing and accept fate.

Will update on whether successful or not. No matter how small or seemingly impossible it is, as long as there is hope then there is a chance that the hope can be realized. Even so, every misfortune might be blessings in disguise.


"What seem to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise”
Oscar Wilde

"In all things it is better to hope than to despair"
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Dum spiro, spero"
which means
"While I breath, I hope"
Latin Proverb

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Laptop Stolen

***Updates with pictures***

The Pheonix kena stolen and yours truly am very very sad and extremely tulan at the moment. It contains all my important data which in no way I can recover back.


So people, remember to do backups for every important data that you have every now and then. Things happen and it is most likely that it can't be avoided.

All those works I have inside my laptop, those thousands of pictures of past memorable moments, those slides that I prepare till wee hours for presentations, all those journals that I find for my research paper and also the draft of my research paper. All gone. Kaput.

So, I am offering a reward of RM500 of any information that leads to the recovery of my laptop. I am based in Kuching and if any of those stolen goods buyers are reading, please negotiate with me regarding the matter.

Heck, I just need the DATA, the HARDDISK. You can keep the laptop for all I care. I just request that I have my data back and the reward will still be RM500. Take the laptop, I don't need it. I just need the harddisk.

So please help out a poor and sad guy here, will ya?

***Note- If any of you are laughing at this point, you are being sadistic you know? Taking pleasure from other people's pain. SADISTIC is the word. (but if you have information or can recover my laptop back then laugh all you want. I would be more than happy to laugh together with you)***



The details regarding my laptop are as follows:


HP COMPAQ V3000 series

Serial number
S2CE6470S97

Color
Black

Location
Stolen at a place near 3rd mile and Saberkas
(Kuching)



Additional info
The laptop is stolen without the battery and the power adapter
(The battery I left at home and the power adapter is not stolen together)

REWARD
RM500
(Any information that leads to the recovery of laptop or even only the harddisk)

***Updates: It seems that RM500 is a small sum to some but that is what I can afford right now.
How much can you get anyway if you sell a stolen laptop with no battery and power adapter. Rm10? Rm50? or even Rm100?
The stolen good buyer would take the chance that the good is stolen good and pay you rm100 the most from what I heard. In fact, you will be lucky if you get rm100 for stolen goods.***


Email me at
benardcometh@gmail.com

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Follow up related posts:

Hope and Expectation

Retribution


Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Photo Hosting Service

There is quite a few selection of photo hosting services which are offered free for all.

I am sure at this point in time, most of you have at least use photo hosting service before or even are still using it.

I am just going to share with all of you the few photo hosting services which in my opinion deserve some mention.

The photo hosting services I have tried before and still have account are:


Shareapic


First up is the Photobucket. So far been using this service and it has been excellent. Fast single and bulk uploads and it is very user friendly not to mention also that you can have other functionalities. You will have to register an account first before starting to use. No worries as it is free. Highly recommended.

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Second is the Flickr. Have used this service for quite some time already and so far it is NOT to my liking. I prefer Photobucket anytime. The uploads lags a bit and it is not user friendly at all. You can test it out and compare with Photobucket. Hey, don't just believe what I say. =p

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Third up is the ImageShack. This is even worst than Flickr. Better choose Flickr compared to this. It lags big time when I tried to use it. One of the advantage is that there is no need for you to register for an account. You can just upload a picture instantly, a feature which I think is quite nifty. That feature alone is good enough for me to give it a chance. =p

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Now the following two hosting services actually pays you whenever there are visits to your uploaded files. You can try to use this if you have tonnes of pictures to share with the world. Kill two bird with one stones eh, as the saying goes. Share and earn.


First up is the PicsPay which I have tried as normal photo hosting service. The upload is fast and very responsive with a simple interface which only takes a while to get used to. So far, this service can compete with Photobucket in terms of fast uploads and user friendly.

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Lastly is the Shareapic. This is also similar like PicsPay where you get to earn whenever there are visits to your uploaded files. However, I kind of dislike this service as it tends to get real slow and also the thumbnail image generated is quite small for default settings. PicsPay win hands down.

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That is it.

For recommendation, I would very much recommend the use of Photobucket and for those who want to test out the earn-by-hosting-your-file service, I would recommend PicsPay.

Yours truly would just stick to Photobucket for his hosting needs and also will try to tinker around with PicsPay and see how it goes.




***Note: Forget to add this previously. The Shareapic and PicsPay links are my referral link. Don't know whether it will be good or not though. For me, definitely I will choose PicsPay (at the moment) over Shareapic if I want to try em out. However, I am just going to stick to Photobucket. =p***

Monday, November 12, 2007

CopyCat

Yes

COPYCAT

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My God, at least have some intelligence to modify it so that it would not be THAT obvious.

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Let me show you the post copied by the COPYCAT.


Have a look at my post and compare

If that is not considered directly copying then just ignore me

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Anyway, drastic times call for drastic measures

I am forced to do this

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CONSENT

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Yep, A kitten will be eaten ALIVE

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it is all *YOUR fault


###Note: The * is referring to those who copy without consent..=p###


Thank You for reading till the end of my ramblings.


UPDATES
*** I realised that I can't be contacted since I did not reveal my email address here. OMG, it is my fault then. Wait, even if I don't have my email address here *you can always put a comment. So it is not an excuse.

In order to not make it an excuse, I have included my email address on the left side just under the About Yours Truly descriptions. There and NO SPAM please. =p***


Friday, November 9, 2007

Police and Your Rights- The Red Book

***Long post with guidelines of your rights***

The Police Force, I am sure that all of you have your own share of stories and opinion regarding the Police Force in Malaysia. Some bad and perhaps some good.


There are a lot of cases where people being cheated by fake policemen or people pretending to be policemen just because they don't know their rights. This to the extend where all sorts of criminal deeds done just because that the publics' fear of the Police even though they are fakes.

In Kuching alone, I heard many rape cases happened because of this and it is always at the same place. The compound or area of the Sarawak Museum. Always the same story, where there is a couple who can't wait to profess love for each other in a fleshy manner being confronted by a few so-called "policemen", fake or otherwise I wouldn't know. Then they demand that the girl be brought to the police station and that the guy to just leave.

Your guess of what happens next is as good as mine. Then the girl is taken to somewhere secluded and gang-raped. That is just a real life example of things that can happen if the people don't know their rights.

Heck, some are even mistreated by the real Police and they don't even know it due to the fact that they don't even know their rights.

The people have to be educated on their rights in order to be able to differentiate when is the rights being violated and can hope to have justice done.

That is why the Malaysia Bar Council has launched a Red Book or known as "Buku Merah" in Bahasa Malaysia. The title is Police and Your Rights or in Bahasa Malaysia is known as "Polis dan Hak Hak Asasi Anda". This is in the effort to educate the public of their rights when faced with the Police.


The Red Book is written by a group of dedicated lawyers that is called TANGKAP (In English means CATCH) and it aims to create awareness by providing easy guidelines in order to ensure that the everyone knows their rights.

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***The following information are taken from the Red Book***


1. POLICE STOP YOU

1.1 Not in uniform, ask for identification- the authority card
Ask for authority card by saying, "Please, show me your Police authority card"


1.2 Police Authority Card
Red color: Suspended Police Officer. He has no authority to do anything to you.
Walk away.
Blue color: Rank of Inspector and Above
Yellow color: Below the rank of Inspector
White color: Police Reserve

Note his name and ID number

1.3 In uniform
Note his name and ID number on his uniform

1.4 Police vehicle
Note the number plate of the patrol car or motorcycle



2. POLICE QUESTION YOU WHEN STOPPED

2.1 Your identification
Only give your name, ID card number and address.

2.2 The Police ask other questions
Politely ask "Am I under arrest?"

2.3 When are you under arrest
You are arrested if the Police: tell you "yes"; do not allow you to leave/want to take you to the Police station; or handcuff you.

If you are not under arrest, you may walk away/refuse to follow him back to the police station or anywhere else, if asked.

2.4 When you cannot be arrested
The police cannot arrest you just because you are a potential witness and want to take a statement from you. (112/Witness Statement)



3. QUESTIONING BY POLICE WITHOUT ARREST

3.1 112/Witness Statement
When the Police are investigating a case and think you have information/knowledge about the case, the police may examine you and take down your answers. (112/Witness Statement)

3.2 Informal/Formal Request
Most times, the Police make an informal request that you give a 112/Witness Statement. If the place and time is convenient to you, cooperate. If not, tell the Police you will do so at a convenient place and time.

If you completely refuse to cooperate, the Police can issue a formal order in writing signed by an investigating officer (Police Order) to ask you to cooperate.

If you disobey a Police Order, you cannot be arrested. However, it is an offense and the Police may request the Magistrate to issue a warrant against you to compel you to cooperate.

3.3 Giving a 112/Witness Statement
You have the right to ask a lawyer to accompany you. This is advisable.

In giving a 112/Witness Statement, you may refuse to answer any question/ remain silent if the answer is likely to expose you to a criminal charge.

Bring along a notebook and writing paper with you (Personal Notes).

Write down every question asked in your Personal Notes

Make sure you understand every question asked.

Take your time and think carefully before writing your answers in your personal notes.

Read your answers to the Police Officer questioning you and keep your Personal Notes for future reference.

3.4 Signing your 112/Witness Statement
Before signing your statement, read the questions and your answers written by the Police Officer carefully.

Compare the statement you are asked to sign with your Personal Notes, you have the right to make any corrections/changes to the statement before signing.

Sign your signature immediately below the last sentence of your statement.



4. POLICE ARREST YOU

4.1 Ask: "Why am I under arrest?"
An arrest is unlawful if you are not informed of the reason.

4.2 Do not resist an arrest
The Police have the right to use reasonable force to arrest you if you resist.

4.3 Ask: Which Police station are you taking me to?"
The arresting Police Officer must immediately take you to the nearest Police station and no other place.

4.4 What to do when arrested
You have the right to make a telephone call.

Call your family or friend or lawyer or the legal aid center (LAC).

Inform saying that you have been arrested, the time, place and reason for the arrest, the identity of the Police Officer, and the Police Station you are taken to.

4.5 What happens after arrest
You may be detained up to 24 hours at a police station or in a lock up to "assist" Police investigation.



5 . YOUR RIGHTS AFTER ARREST AND DURING DETENTION

5.1 Right to contact lawyer
You have the right and should insist to contact/see your lawyer.

5.2 Clothing
You are allowed to have one set of clothing on you in lockup.

5.3 Personal belongings
The police must record and put all your personal belongingsd in safe custody and your personal belongings must be returned to you upon your release.

5.4 Welfare
You are allowed to take bath two times a day.
If you are sick, you have the right to receive immediate medical attention.
You are to be given proper and adequate food and water during detention.

5.5 How long can the Police detain you.
The police can only detain you up to 24 hours for investigation.

The duty of the police is to complete the investigation within 24 hours and to release you as soon as possible.

If the Police cannot complete the investigation within 24 hours, the Police must bring you before a Magistrate for a remand order to extend your detention beyond 24 hours (Remand Order).



6. REMAND ORDER BY MAGISTRATE AFTER ARREST

6.1 Who is a Magistrate
A Magistrate is a judicial officer. He/She has power to make a Remand Order to detain you for more than 24 hours.

6.2 Purpose of a Remand Order
To give more time to the Police to complete their investigation and decide whether there is evidence to charge you.

The Police cannot ask for a Remand Order only for the purpose of taking statement from you.

6.3 How long is the Remand Order
When the Police bring you before a Magistrate or a Remand Order, the Police must give reasons to the Magistrate why it is necessary to detain you beyond 24 hours. The Magistrate's duty is to consider carefully the reasons given by the Police.

The Police will usually ask for a further detention of 14 days or less.

The Magistrate, after careful consideration of the reasons given by the Police, has discretion:not to make a Remand Order; or Make a Remand Order for a period shorter than that asked by the Police.

The Police can make more than one application for a Remand Order. Altogether you cannot be detained longer than 15 days.

6.4 What to say when you are brought before a Magistrate for remand
Tell the Magistrate:
You want legal representation and to contact the LAC and your family.

You want medical treatment because you are sick or have been beaten;

If the police had threaten or beaten you during your detention;

If you had been denied proper food/water/clothing, toilet or necessary medical attention during your detention.

Whether the Police had carried out any investigation during your detention.

6.5 Ask for a shorter Remand Order from the Magistrate
Before the Magistrate makes the Remand Order, ask for a shorter remand period asked by the Police. Give reasons. (Example: I will cooperate with the Police in their investigation, I will be available. etc)



7. BODY SEARCH WITHOUT ARREST

7.1 When can this be done
If you are at a place (example: karaoke/clubs/entertainment outlets) where the Police are conducting raids or looking for something. (example: drugs), the Police may search your body/bags without arresting you.

This must be done in the presence of a Police Officer who is an inspector or of a higher rank.

7.2 What to do
Do not allow the Police Officer to put his hands into your pockets or bags.

Volunteer to empty your pockets/bags in his presence so you can see all your belongings.

Take out your belongings one by one. Each time, say "Purse", "Keys", "ID card", etc.

When your pockets/bags are empty, turn your pockets/bags inside out.

7.3 Your rights
A female can only be body searched by a female Police Officer.

All body searches must be carried out with decency (Example: cannot touch your private parts).

There is no law requiring you to strip naked.



8 . BODY SEARCH UPON ARREST

8.1 When Police can do so
The Police have power to search your body for any object relating to the suspected charge.

The body search must be conducted in a confined place. It is your right to be bodily searched in private.

8.2 Strip Search
Even when arrested, there is no law allowing the Police to force you to strip naked.

If you are forced to strip naked/ threatened if you do not strip naked: Protest, Remember the Police Officer's name, Lodge a report after the incident.



9. QUESTIONING BY POLICE AFTER ARREST

9.1 Identity of the Police Officer questioning you
Note the name/rank of the Police Officer questioning you

9.2 Right to remain silent
The Police Officer will first make friendly conversation/talk (example: ask you about your family and friends, etc). Be polite. Do not afraid to remain silent. That is your right

9.3 Police want a written statement (133 Statement) from you
The Police Officer will ask you questions and then write down your answers. You are only obliged to give your full name, age, address, and occupation
(Personal Particulars)

Other than giving your Personal Particulars, you have the right to remain silent.

If you choose the right to remain silent, say, "I will answer in Court".

9.4 Police cannot force you to make a 113 statement
After giving your Personal Particulars, and the Police Officer wants you to say more things by threatening or forcing you into making a written statement: Stay calm and remain silent.

The Police Officer has no right to threaten, beat or force you into making a written statement.

If you have been threatened, beaten or forced, lodge a police report against the Police Officer at first opportunity. This is your right.

9.5 If you wish to give a 113 statement
Follow the steps in paragraph 3.3 and 3.4 above.

If you do not have a noteboo0k/writing paper, request from the Police Officer.

Your 113 Statement can/will be used as evidence against you in Court to prove:
You have admitted/confessed to the criminal charge as charged; or You have admitted/confessed certain facts that tend to show you are guilty of the criminal as charged.




That is about all of the guidelines.

It is also available in Bahasa Malaysia, Chinese, English, Tamil.

Click to download the pdf.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Hilarious How To

Well, Yours Truly am very much still addicted to VideoJug due to the fact that the videos made him laugh his head off and burst his stomach, Almost.

Last post we left off at the kissing passionately part and now I am going to show you what happens next. Hilarious video.

***The following videos are taken from VideoJug**

***Please do no proceed if you are under the age 18***

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**Two videos which might prove to be beneficial to the male species**
**How to Undo Her Bra With One Hand & How to Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling**

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Ready?



VideoJug: How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand


Now, anyone care to try it out to see whether the pinch and release works?
=p


The other video could be very useful when you are cuddling or "just" sleeping together
It seems like guys always face situation where their arms are "trapped" and rendered lifeless
What to do then?

Watch




VideoJug: How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed


Right. So anyone care to try and reveal to us the results? Many thanks in advance.

Good info must share. Sharing is good mmmkay.. =p

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Rules of Attraction

*** Quite a lengthy post, you have been warned***

Found an interesting website for video aside from Youtube.
It's VideoJug and with its catchy line
Life Explained On Film.
**the following videos and info are taken from VideoJug**


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Previous post on Love

Love or Money

What is Love

Types of Love


So, you have this so called Love feeling. How do you determine whether he or she is attracted to you or not? Attraction is quite complicated stuff and the fact that opposite gender attracts each other is not a secret. =p

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For Guys


VideoJug: How Can I Tell If She Is Attracted To Me?


Step 1:
The first glance
This is the most vital part of the process. If a woman likes you, expect her to hold eye contact for a few seconds longer than normal. If she finds you attractive, she will look away and then look back. If she then smiles, she probably fancies you.

Step 2:
Sub-conscious mirroring
When she starts to slightly copy your body movements and pace through sub-conscious mirroring, it usually means there is a degree of empathy there.

Step 3:
Change in posture
Most women have a screen saver pose, but when she sees someone she fancies, she will arch her back slightly as it creates a better body shape, making her automatically more attractive to members of the opposite sex.

Step 4:
Self-grooming gestures
These self checks will take place when she sees someone attractive. Therefore small, checking movements signal a degree of attraction.

Step 5:
Face softening
Normally women can look a bit angry or fed up without realising it. Yet when they see someone they fancy, their face softens and they look much more attractive. It is an animal signal of attraction, making her seem immediately more beautiful.

Step 6:
Touching
She will not just touch herself, but she'll touch you too in subtle ways whilst you are in conversation. This signals to other women that you are taken.



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For Girls


VideoJug: How Can I Tell If He Is Attracted To Me?


Step 1:
The first glance
When your eyes meet, he should hold your eyes longer than the normal social space. He might look away, but then he'll look back quite quickly which shows that he is definitely interested.

Step 2:
The suppressed smile
When he sees someone he fancies, he can't help but smile, it's part of the attraction process. He will try and suppress that smile, which usually means he finds you very interesting.

Step 3:
Ownership gestures
If he wants your time and attention, he will want to single you out and separate you from the rest of the room. So expect to see things like him standing in front of you so other people can't see you, or him resting an arm over the back of your chair.

Step 4:
Animal signals
An alpha male will puff his chest out to look stronger when trying to impress a mate, therefore he might realign his posture slightly and widen his shoulders a bit when talking to you, showing he can take care of you if necessary.

Step 5:
Look at his eyes
He should look you straight in the eye when you are talking, showing his active listening signals. But his eyes will move down to your mouth and back up again, and this means he is probably thinking about kissing you.
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Now that you think he or she is attracted to you, what should you do? Read on how to make the first move. =p


VideoJug: How To Make The First Move


Step 1:
Read the signals
Before initiating any kind of move, look for body language clues such as prolonged eye contact to help you work out whether you'll get a positive response.
A woman may be more willing than usual to expose certain areas of her body like her neck or wrists. She may touch you, or display self-grooming gestures.
A man may exhibit more animalistic signals or ownership gestures, to impress a potential mate. These may include resting an arm on the back of her chair, puffing out his chest or widening his shoulders.
Both sexes may engage in 'mirroring', which is subconsciously copying the actions of the other person's body positions.

Step 2:
Conversation
If they find someone attractive, men and women won't necessarily say what they're really thinking. Instead of listening to what is being said, concentrate on how it is being said
If he says, 'I'm interested in art'. He may mean 'I am interested in you"
If she says, ' What's your favourite surrealist painting?'
She may mean, 'Are you genuinely interested?'
If he says, 'I love Dali's The Persistence of Memory'
He may mean, 'I'm trying really hard here because you're hot'
If she says 'I've got that on my bedroom wall'
She may mean 'I want you to see it'.

Step 3:
If the woman is making the first move
The male form is majestic, enticing and readily available.
Approach with free abandon and curious hands.
Be a predator. Remove any unnecessary items of clothing. The only potential problem that could arise will occur when choosing topics of conversation. Don't mention ex-boyfriends, health problems, or your imminent desire for babies.

Step 4:
If the man is making the first move
The female form is mysterious, enticing and notoriously difficult to get hold of. Approach with caution.
Certain parts of the body should not be touched initially, like the breasts or bum. Instead, try lightly touching less intimate areas of the body- such as the upper arm, or the outer leg nearest to you.

Step 5:
The kiss
If they haven't rejected your advances so far, then you can start to feel more confident about stealing a kiss. It takes guts to go for a kiss, and if you are feeling out of your comfort zone, try to relax, as lack of confidence is rarely attractive to the opposite sex. Maintain eye contact, lean in and pause when your faces are close but not touching, to allow the other person space to escape or, hopefully, lean in too.

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Ok, now for this part those who are under the age 16, please do not continue further.
It involves lips, tongue, and saliva.
=p

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The kiss
How?
Passionately?




VideoJug: How To Kiss Someone Passionately


Step 1:
Preparation
Check your breath. If you are intending to kiss someone for the first time then avoid strong foods like onion, garlic or strong flavours, unless of course your partner has been indulging in the same foods. If in doubt about your breath, suck a breath mint. But remember to have swallowed this before you start kissing, or your partner will be very surprised, particularly if they don't like mint.

Step 2:
Be confident
Nothing ruins a kiss more than uncertainty. This confidence is essential, as hard as it is to get a kiss the first time, it will be harder to get one after a failed attempt. Once you have decide you are going to kiss someone, choose your moment and go for it.

Step 3:
The lips
It is best to start off simply. When it feels right, tilt your head slightly to one side to avoid clashing noses, lean in and press your lips onto your partner's lips, softly, so you don't bump teeth. If you do bump teeth accidentally, just carry on kissing.
Vary the amount you open your mouth, and the rhythm of your kisses. You may wish to use the tip of your tongue.

Step 4:
Advanced techniques
This style of kissing was not invented by the French, although they are probably quite good at it. It refers to the type of kiss where you insert your tongue deep into the other person's mouth and move it around.
It is perhaps best defined by what you should not do.
You should try to avoid swirling your tongue around aggressively like an electric eel caught in a fishing net, but equally you should not let your entire tongue go completely limp and floppy. If it feels right, you are probably doing it right.
As the kiss progresses you may want to move to the neck. Kissing and nibbling the neck is perfectly acceptable when snogging and is the reason for the term necking.
A love bite is a red mark left on the skin, usually the neck or shoulder, caused by excessive lip suction on the skin. It is, depending on your point of view, a charming memento of the kissing session or a repulsive and embarrassing bruise. It is best to discuss the giving or receiving of a love bite with your partner, before leaving one.

Step 5:
What to do with the rest of your body
This is really up to you. There are many things you can do to heighten a kiss, you can hold or stroke your partner's back, run your fingers through their hair, or feel other parts of their body.Who knows where this might lead.....
(Use your imagination, =p)
Well done, you are now kissing somebody passionately for the first time.....

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There, done with the whole process.

Now, there is also this interesting video on how to tell if someone is lying.



VideoJug: How Can I Tell If Someone Is Lying To Me?





Now you will have to excuse me, I have lots of video I want to watch. =p

Monday, November 5, 2007

UMS-LIC

Just some pictures taken of my campus around two years back with my trusty old Canon Powershot A70.
(Not that good of a quality though. Am sure would have better picture IF I had a DSLR. )

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Sunday, November 4, 2007

Fitness

The world's population is getting fatter and fatter which is increasing at an alarming rate. Obesity is a reality and that causes many health concerns.

However, people still want to look good. Aside from the health benefits if you are fit, you will also have more confidence in yourself.

That is why the beauty and fitness industry are thriving and each are competing to grab the biggest market share. From products ranging from diet food to even plastic surgery.

Yours truly always believe that exercise is the good way to get fit. Don't go try some diet product which in the end might do harm to your body. Go for sports, gym and stuff like that. If your output energy is more than your input energy then you are bound to get fit.
(Cometh Theory 1)

Speaking of which, I seldom exercise since started working and that explains the 15kg weight gain. =p
(Am trying to go gym already whenever free- which is not often)


So, recently I got the Osim Uzap to play around with.
(No, I will never buy stuff like that. It belongs to my sis and this is NOT an advertisement. I don't do paid post remember? =p)

Since I don't have to pay a cent. no harm in trying right? Will try it out and see whether got result or not which I very much doubt it.


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Trying it



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Hey, one can dream rite.
=p



***Note: Seriously i don't believe if there are people saying that they can get abs like that by using that thing. But then, that is just my opinion. ***