Friday, September 25, 2009

Farmville is Evil

***Note: Names are substituted with just an alphabet to protect the endangered species. C is a friend and B is Yours Truly. The conversation might have been modified to emphasize on the point but generally the essence of the conversation is maintained. You get my point.




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Conversation 3
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C: Eh, Can help me harvest my Farmville or not? I go travelling leh. 


B: Just one day don't harvest cannot ah? Don't want lar, I don't play Farmville. Farmville is evil mmkay.


C: Why you say Farmville is evil???? Huh??? ***Defensive mode kicks in***


B: Because of the fact that people will get addicted to it and everyday routinely zombie-like go and harvest their farm in Farmville wasting their time over something virtual. And all addicting stuffs are evil because one cannot control oneself once addicted.


C: Eh, who says I am addicted to Farmville??? I am not addicted to Farmville lar. I can stop playing whenever I want.


B: You sure? Then no need to ask me to help you harvest lor. Just leave it for one day then after that harvest when you have the time loh. And since you say Farmville is not addictive and you are not addicted to harvesting Farmville, that should not be a problem to you. Unless of course you are addicted and really have to harvest daily.


C: I am not addicted to Farmville and I can prove it. I will stop harvesting and don't need anybody help in harvesting. No way I am addicted to Farmville.


B: Ok. Then there is no need for me to help you lor.


C: Help me harvest my Farmville lar. Help me lar. Harvest.... Harvest...


B: WTF?? But you say you are not addicted and can prove it by not harvesting a day?


C: Fine. I will prove it that I am not addicted to Farmville.


***After 5 minutes of silence***


C: So, you want to help me harvest my Farmville when I am travelling or not? 


B: -_-"






Conclusion: Farmville is evil mmmmkay


Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Meow

Went to Hari Raya visiting and at one house, there is this shy cat.


Can only take its picture after being "deadlocked" by its owner.


If I remembered correctly, its name is COCO.


Meow~~~~~


Meow



Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Virgin Bleeding Experience

Of which what I mean is blood donation experience. What were you thinking just now?

I have to admit that of my 26 years of existence on Earth up until now, I have never donated any of my blood before. Well, if you count the blood donated to mosquitoes and leeches then this is not my virgin attempt.

Anyway, two weeks ago if my memory doesn't fails me, yours truly went to this place that have this blood donation campaign. So, that is considerably yours truly virgin attempt to donate blood. To fellow homo sapiens that is.

So, off I go to register for the blood donation together with my friends. Good things must share mmmmmkay and afterall blood donation is for a noble cause so of course I need to influence my friends to go also. Or was it the other way around where my friends have to literally peel me off the pillar I am hugging in a futile attempt to escape from donating blood asks me to go. Regardless the details, the important thing is that yours truly donated blood. That's it. Ahem.

Registration Counter

After signing the documentations and stuff, we have to wait for a while until our numbers are called. There are surprisingly a lot of people waiting to be blood farmed. So, while waiting yours truly check the documentation and to his horror, he is required to bleed for triple bags. What are they thinking? I am a freaking cow is it?
Triple Bag

After some clarifications, with a huge relief that the triple bag doesn't mean yours truly need to bleed for 3 bags but just need to bleed for a bigger size bag. Sort of like a XL bag or somesort. Virgin attempt and want to scare me like that meh.What? Just triple bag? I thought they are going to take like 100 bags and I am prepared to take it like a man I am, not like some sissies who donate only one bag. How dissapointed I am. Ahem.
Not long after, yours truly are called for the blood presssure checking and some Q&A with the doctor on duty and then after given the green light, proceed to another mouth covering guy who then proceed to prick me with a sharp contraption until I bleed to take some blood sample. Just like ant bite like that.

Pricking in process
 Until it bleeds
Blood sample testing
After the blood testing, we have to wait again until our names are called for the blood farming to begin. There are quite a few red cresent kids around to help out. Gaining experience on blood farming I guess, so that next time they can do the farming instead of just watching. Practical training yo.

Not long after, it is yours truly turn to be blood farmed. The person in charge of my blood farming is quite knowledgeable in what she is doing (thank god) and in no time at all the farming started without even feeling anything. No pain, no nothing. Strange, somehow I visualized that it will be painful and all my man tear and sweat will come out pouring. Oh the dissapointment. Ahem.
Injected with some blood vessel enlarging drug
**Me thinks
Poking it in
It's In
Let the blood farming begins
Sample blood taken for testing
Yet another view of the farming
Shhhh~~~ Farming in progress
Almost full
The whole one bag blood farming is quite fast. I think is less than 5 minutes if I am not mistaken. When it's full, they will take it off and put a plaster/band aid just in case the blood still dripping out. But real man like yours truly doesn't need some sissy ass band aid. So what if it drips, yours truly will just drink it all up. Ahem..
One bag of premium blood
The premium blood being packed
Ready for Consumption
Sample of band aid....Ahem
Time flies when you are having fun. The whole process of the blood donation is around 20 minutes plus the waiting. When we want to leave already, we are stopped and given some goodies as a token of appreciation for our blood. 
Non-woven bag full of goodies
Oiseh, got one pack of rice somemore
Aftermath

There you have it....

Yours Truly virgin bleeding experience.

It's for a noble cause.

Remember to donate blood if you can.

Donating blood is good mmmmmkay~~~~~~

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Blue Screen

***Note: Names are substituted with just an alphabet to protect the endangered species. E is a friend and B is Yours Truly. The conversation might have been modified to emphasize on the point but generally the essence of the conversation is maintained. You get my point.


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Conversation 2
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E: Oi, yesterday the blue screen come visiting me lar.

B: Oh? What happened?

E: I think my thumbdrive corrupted lar. I cannot find a folder that I had before inside but all other folder still there lah. The folder is not visible lah.

B: Oh? Maybe its hidden gua.

E: Hidden? How to see hidden file?

B: First go to your thumbdrive then go to Tools > Folder Options > View > Show Hidden File and voila you can see hidden files.

E: Eh, no boh. Only go Error Checking, Defragmentation, and Backup boh. I right click mah.

B: Don't right click, go to your thumbdrive, open it then go to the top menu then go to Tools > Folder Options > View > Show Hidden File

E: Still don't have boh. I right click then cannot see boh.

B: For the love of God, don't right click. Please don't right click. Right click is bad mmkay. No right click. Right click here now is evil. Just go to your thumbdrive then go to Tools > Folder Options > View > Show Hidden File.

E: Oh, okok.

*****And the conversation continues in a similar manner for around 5 minutes........After 5 minutes*****

E: So, how to see hidden file again ha? Teach me lah....

B: -_-" ****vomits blood and instantly drop to the ground cold and hard****



Yet another hit T-Shirt Series I think would be a hit among em youngsters.


Bluescreen
Right Click
Right Click1
Right Click2
-_-"
***Side note: Please note that this post is not posted to make fun of anyone. It is my fault that I tried to help and bring myself to utter self destruction as shown in the conversation. Ahem***


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Mini Bird Race 2009

Tweet~~~ Tweet ~~~~ Tweet~~~~ Chirp~~~~ Chirp~~~~ Chirp~~~~

If you are a Nature lover or Bird Lover and you just so happen to be in Kuching on the 4th October 2009, join the Mini Bird Race 2009.

No, you don't go and race the birds to compete with each other. You go and watch em birds and record em birdies. 

Then it should have been Mini Bird Watch or Mini Bird Recordings or something along that line. 

Anyway, quoted directly:


Introduction
The Mini Bird Race returns for the 2nd time with more activities and plenty of fun. The Mini Bird Race 2009 is jointly organised by Borneo Highlands Resort together with Malaysian Nature Society aiming to promote the love and appreciation of nature amongst the community.

What is A Bird Race?
A bird race is a “fun race” where teams of two or more compete against each other in searching, identifying, and recording as many species of birds within a stipulated time.

Date
4 October 2009 (Sunday)

Venue
Penrissen Range, Borneo Highlands Resort, Kuching, Sarawak, Malaysia



For more information, go to the event website at http://borneohighlands.com.my/birdrace2009.html.

There you have it. 

Mini Bird Race 2009

Tweet~~~~Tweet~~~~Chirp~~~~Chirp~~~~


Monday, September 7, 2009

Search Google

***Note: Names are substituted with just an alphabet to protect the endangered species. E is a friend and B is Yours Truly. The conversation might have been modified to emphasize on the point but generally the essence of the conversation is maintained. You get my point.




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Conversation 1
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E: Eh, I need to find a midi sound lar. How to find?


B: Go ask Uncle Google


E: Already but all images lar. I want sound. How leh?


B: Go Google search the keyword "midi sound download"


E: You mean I have to do search???? Google can search???


B: YES!!!! You have to DO SEARCH using Google and Oh yes Google can search and definitely yes you have to click the search button after you typed in the keyword.


E: Oh, I see I see.


B: -_-"


***Side note: Oh yes, I can foresee new hit T-Shirt Series


 T-Shirt 1

T-Shirt 2

T-Shirt 3

T-Shirt 4

T-Shirt 5




***Yet another side note: Please note that this post is not posted to make fun anyone. I blame it on Google. Google is teh failz since there are still people who doesn't know that they can search using Google or Google can search. Yep, Google is to blame. =p

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Roar

ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Puppy
There is a new puppy in the house.

Roar!!!!!

Ok,

Maybe 

Its 


yawn

YAWN~~~~~~