BenardCometh Revelations

Dear Blog, I have recently remembered that you exists and felt terribly sorry that I have neglected you for so long. Life has been busy since the last I have interacted with you.  The joy I felt when I am finally able to log in and be reminded of those days when you accompanied me and becomes such a loyal scribe.  Perhaps I will be able to do some posts once in a while. Perhaps.  Till then I bid you adieu until  I reorganise my thoughts.  Your Truly BC

Ok, so yours truly saw a story on Facebook about this Vijay Mallya guy and searched for it on the Internet.  Somehow the story sounds a bit not rational but anyhow if you are interested to know who is this Vijay Mallya guy then click on this Vijay Mallya Wikipedia link . Never heard of the story? Curious? Here, let the resident storyteller enlighten you~~~ An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer.  He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank, produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan. The bank president and the Loa...

The resident gout sufferer tried this and it seems to work wonders. So here goes the recipe. 1. Cucumber 2. Celery 3. Lemon 4. Ginger Blend all Drink 2 times a day Then thou shall be cured..... Hopefully..... At least to lessen the pain...... If it doesn't work..... At least it is healthy... There~~~

**Note Edit V1: Yay, my first post in year 2014. An improvement, No?** Anger & Regrets First post after so long and here I am trying to make amends to the things done that I now regret. Trying to make amends by writing a post in the long abandoned blog instead of making amends to the person involved. Wah lau eh, that is not right. But one got to start somewhere to build up the courage to make amends directly aye? Perhaps it is the way of my family of not showing much emotions. Probably gentle loving emotional outburst is considered as a no no and rough loud angry emotional outburst is considered the way to show care and love albeit a little rough and maybe sadistic. Anyway, more on that in the future upcoming post...Cough** Cough** To sum it up, this happens because of miscommunication and I should know better than to just lose my temper in anger and let loose those harsh words. Looks like I still have long way to go. Although I do believe that nothing can be solved by...

O proud death, What feast is toward in thine eternal cell, That thou so many princes at a shot So bloodily hast, struck?

Ok, so this is BenardCometh Revelations resident geek making an appearance after the prolonged period of absence. Today's topic is on SEO or you call it Search Engine Optimization. A simple search using Google will show you one fact. There is a hell lot of people claiming to be experts on SEO. SEO this and SEO that. Do this and that. Pay me and I give ya awesomest SEO. You get the gist. So, what really is SEO or you call it Search Engine Optimization? Wikipedia term it as: Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process of affecting the visibility of a website or a web page in a search engine's "natural" or un-paid ("organic") search results. BenardCometh Revelations Resident Geek term it as: Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process to make sure your website kick all other websites' arses to the moon and back. Anyway, what are considered good SEO practices? So, what are good SEO practices? Tips? Well, according to yours tru...

There might just be a post with the same title but yours truly can't really remember due to the sheer time spent "abandoning" this blog. Anyway, It is true that you need to be passionate in whatever that you do. It shows. So please to at least learn to show some passion even though you are not happy or don't like what you are doing. I am sure you are able to brainwash yourself into believing that you do like what you are doing. By doing that , it will subconsciously be displayed in the things that you are doing. So there. Be passionate bout what you are doing. Be a man/woman Do the right thing... Have Passion Will Travel or in this case... Have Passion Will Succeed.... That coming from someone who have not succeeded yet... Like hell I know shit... Ahem~~~

OMG Yours Truly thinks he is rusty already. Used to be able to just type with ease and churn out lotsa posts. But now, have been starting at the screen for like 5 minutes and don't know what to write. Hence decide to write about the situation of being unable to write Which is also considered a post... Right??? There, you have been had. Thank you for still coming here. Ahem..... Signing out.... P/s: I am sure you don't want to know this but I have the urge to tell you anyway. This post is typed out while yours truly is doing his investment in Toire Inc aka Tandas Inc. Ahem.... There.

Alright, this post is supposed to be posted last year. But much has happened till yours truly don't have the time to post or rather don't have the mood to post. Oh well, what have I learned so far? One thing, Don't get comfortable and ever think that your company will be appreciative of you. Ok, that is two things. Anyway, don't expect to be appreciated. Just do what you are supposed to do and you will be off much happier. Really, and when the time comes or rather when the opportunity comes knocking. GO and don't stay. Loyalty doesn't mean anything these days. Worth nothing. Well, you get the gist. And oh, Yours Truly am promoted again. Twice in a three years span. Not bad huh? Woot!!!!!

So I was at the gym just now and after running like a hamster on the treadmill chasing after an imaginary carrot, yours truly decided to go to the sauna room. Great, nobody. Have the room all to myself.  Then comes in a guy with a bucket full of water. So that is where the bucket disappeared to. Anyway, this guy proceed to pour in water using the small scoop one at a time again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again until the bucket is almost half empty or half full if you are into that kind of perspective   That guy would have continued pouring the water one scoop at a time until the bucket is empty when I can't stand it anymore and said "Might as well pour the whole bucket ya know. Easier that way". Nobody here now will appreciate your hardworking attitude now.  Then he stopped pouring and look at me like I am a weird person and have mental problem like that and proceed to slowly put down the scoop and retreat to...

That is what it is. Dying a slow death. This blog of mine. Oh cruel cruel cruel world. OMG - Just 4 posts (Plus this is 5) in 2012!!!! One can perhaps see the trend already.  Oh blog of mine, Thy dying a slow and natural death, And the fault is mine. Or rather the fault lies within the very core of society. Or perhaps not. It's mine all along. Always have~~~ Always been~~~ Always will~~~ Or  Maybe not. Yours Truly will rectify this. Yes, He surely will. Wait for it. Oyasuminasai~~~

Most of the time, what one have to ask oneself is whether it is worth it or not? So is it worth it? Then again, worth is pretty subjective depending on individuals. Some might think it is worth it. Some might think not. So, how about you? Is it worth it? No? Yes? Only you have the answer to that~~~ Ja ne~~ Oyasumi~~ Nehan Shoja no Jutsu!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, What indeed are the secrets to happiness??? Happiness is the state of your mind. At the very least that is what yours truly thinks. You are what you think. And how to achieve that vital state of mind? By living within your means, you will be happy. By being positive everyday when you wake up and spread the positiveness around to make everyone happy. Yes, by helping other people you will also be happy. Don't believe it? Try helping other people without expecting anything in return then you will be happy. All in all POSITIVE THINKING is the key the main single most important secret to happiness. There you have it. And oh, Have a nice day And many more days ahead. Bless you.

LIFE p/s: Okay, that's cheating... but hey..it is a blog post neverthelessandyoucan'tdoanythingaboutit. Yours Truly Greet Thee In  This  Year 2012 p/s/s: Yes, it is a bit late to be doing the new year greetings and all that but hey... betterlatethanneverandyoucan'tdoanythingaboutit I thank thee. =)

Hell yeah... Even after being absent for so long.... Yours Truly still receives some fan mails..... Woot.... Thank you.... You know you love me..... You do..... Don't be shy now..... =)

Is your very own planet Earth. Read somewhere that now the world have 7 billion population of humans running around. Read somewhere that India is going to overtake China as the world's most populated country in year 2020. Currently China is the world's undisputed Champion of the world in population. China has one child policy while India doesn't have. That should explain why China would lose out. But being the highest population country is nothing to shout about. Ok, maybe when during war time. But there is just one problem with China one child policy. The ageing population. Yes, if the young is less than the old then something serious is going to happen. At least it must be equal aye? And not only in China that the ageing population is becoming a problem. Even in Japan. Know what do I think? There is money to be earned from the problem. Yes, moolah.... Provide for the ageing population on a mass scale and you potentially becomes the world...

This is one of my favourite song of all time. Perfect Moment by Martine McCutcheon. Below are the lyrics for Perfect Moment by Martine McCutcheon...... Don't thank me. Thank Google. =) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PERFECT MOMENT - Martine McCutcheon This is my moment This is my perfect moment with you This is what God meant This is my perfect moment with you I wish I could freeze this space in time The way that I feel for you inside… This is my moment This is my perfect moment with you. Tell me you love me When you leave You're more than a shadow That's what I believe… You take me to places I never thought I see Minute by minute you're the world to me… I wish I could frame the look in your eyes The way that I feel for you inside… This is my moment This is my perfect moment with you… And if tomorrow brings a lonely day Here and now i know I haven't lived in vain I'll ...

Yes, I am GOD For I can do the impossible. What seems to be impossible becomes possible with me. At least that is what my boss think I am capable of. Now, God. If you are reading this. You will know that I am only being sarcastic. Just want to rant somewhere ya know? Alright. Forgive me oh God for I have sinned. Please forgive my boss for what seems to be a lapse of his mind. Truly I can do what is expected if I can somehow control time. Bend the very fabric of time so to speak. Now that would be something. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright Back to reality. What to do when time is not on your side? Tell your boss that you will have to prioritize that is what you can do. Do the most important task first and leave others as it is until the time comes for them to be paid attention to by the almighty BenardCometh. Yes, that is it. Almighty BenardCometh. There you have it. For I have sinned yet again. I pray for Thy forgiveness. Is it becau...

Perhaps it is time to begin another phase of my personal life and also career life. Perhaps its time. Perhaps it is destined. Perhaps it is fate Perhaps it is the opportunity of a lifetime Perhaps Perhaps Dear God, Show me a sign Something Amen!!!!!!

So Do you believe that there IS a GOD??? p/s: No matter what religion you believe in, do share. DO YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A GOD???? The reason why it says Bible Studies is becuse I am a Christian and hence it is called Bible Studies and not Koran Studies or other religious text for that matter.