Cats, Kittens, Felines hates me, I don't know why. But it seems that I have fate with cats since there have been few encounters with em such as described in the previous post.
Recently I encountered an extremely cute kitteh and it seems to develop a liking to yours truly which is quite surprising given the history I had with felines.
So, what to do when a kitteh develop a liking to you?
Why, manipulate the kitteh of course as LOLCat or in this case LOLKitteh and make it into a short story.
Can I Haz Food Plz
Give Me!!!!! Damnit!!
I Iz Sad
I Ignore You
Grrr, I iz Angry
There, end of manipulation.
Now, excuse me cuz
I have a kitteh to torture I have something of utmost importance to do.