Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas 2008

WISHING ALL OF YOU
A
MERRY
CHRISTMAS
It is Christmas Eve.

What are your plans?

Caroling all night long?

Countdown with lots of booze?

Whatever your poison/preferences, BenardCometh Revelations wishes all of you a happy and blessed Christmas. Stay safe, Stay Sober. Ahem.

No,

Christmas is not the time for you to wait for Santa Claus and demand gifts. That includes demanding gifts from your parents you greedy brats.

And Christmas is no excuse for you to get wasted at some local pub/bar in an alcohol infused frenzy.
(Though I have no objections to that. Amen)


Christmas is actually celebrated to mark the birth of Jesus Christ.

There you have it, the truth.

Not some over commercialized hocus pocus.

Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle all the way........

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