The Silent Treatment

***Got this in my email. I modified a bit and added picture. Hilarious bah***


One day a man and his wife were having some arguments at home and were giving each other the silent treatment the whole day.
(Silent treatment means not talking with each other- in case you don't know)

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him up at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight as the wife always wake up early.

The man do not want to be the first to break the silence as that would mean that he would LOSE.

So he thought of a clever way so that he would not have to break the silence and at the same time will be able to inform his wife.

He left the piece of paper where he knew she would find it when she wakes up.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife did not wake him up, when he notice that there is a piece of paper by the bed.


He saw this


The moral of the story?

Don't mess with women?
=p

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