Friday, June 27, 2008

Google Online Promo 2008


This is the friendly and lucky resident lucky guy at BenardCometh Revelations taking over for this notification post.

What notification? Well, there is this scam Google Online Promo 2008 that I have just won. Very the lucky me. I am not called the resident lucky guy for nothing ya know.

The details are as follows:
from Google Online Promo 2008
date Fri, Jun 27, 2008 at 11:52 AM
subject Attn: Googler, your email address just won (CONGRATULATIONS)

11:52 AM (7 hours ago)


Attn: Googler,

This E-mail is to inform you that you have emerged a winner of£500,000.00 GBP (Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in our online Give-away 1Oth year Anniversary draws.GoogleUK has successfully organized for the second time a Cash Give-Away marking 2008 10th Anniversary in the UK. Over £20,000,000.00 (Twenty Million British pounds) is to be given out for this Anniversary Draws. No purchases of tickets were required. Participants for the draws were randomly selected from a world wide range of web searchers who use the Google search engine (Googler) and other Google
ancillary services.

Google is now the biggest search engine worldwide and in an effort to make sure that it remains the most widely used search engine, Google is running an e-mail beta test. Your email address was linked with our Computer Generated Profile Numbers (CGPN) and attached to the following details: Ticket number: 008695733664 / Serial numbers: / BTD/8070447706/06 / Lucky numbers:12-12-23-35-40-41(12) / (CGPN) 7-22-71-00-66-12 was picked among our lucky winners to receive £500, 000.00 British pounds. Winners were selected randomly through a computer ballot system from
worldwide users of the Google search engine.

Computer Generated Profile Numbers (CGPN):7-
Ticket number: 00869575733664
Serial numbers: / BTD/8070447706/06
Lucky numbers: 12-12-23-35-40-41(12)

To claim your give-away prize, send the following
Your full names................. ,
Alternate e-mail address..................
Your winning details.................
To your processing agent (Mr.Francis Henson) who have been assigned to handle your winning file and payment processing.

Your Processing Agent contact:
Mr.Francis Henson, ,

We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune. Thank you for using Google.
Ms.Charlene Richards
(Promo Manager)

I am one freaking lucky Googler (the term they use), I can't believe that the scam Google Online Promo 2008 picked me as the winner. Damn, I am that lucky I should be in Las Vegas or maybe somewhere nearer, Genting Highlands.

I should even go buy the jackpot or something to earn me some more moolah. I am very the excited now. Very.

Wait, I am also a bit scared. What if someone decided to rob me? How? Holy shit, damn you scam Google.

On the other hand, I should thanks the scam Google for picking me as the lucky winner. Yay. But then again, I don't want the money. Just give BenardCometh Revelations a page rank of 100 will ya? Come on, don't be a stingy little search engine.

What? Not little? Oh, my bad. Huge search engine then. Alright, maybe just a page rank of 50 is sufficient. OK? No?

Never mind then, just donate the money that I have won to the China Earthquake Fund. The one that is on the news almost everyday where a lot of people died. OK?

Remember, it is the CHINA EARTHQUAKE FUND not the china earthquake fund aka your own bank account.

Just donate to them my winnings and there is also no need to mention my name. I prefer to remain anonymous. I am a good guy afterall.

Go on, start donating already. I dare ya.

It is afterall, MY winnings. Just DONATE the god dammned winning will ya?

The BenardCometh Revelations resident lucky guy signing off here with the message:

" There is NO free lunch in this WORLD"

Stay cool
Don't Drink and Drive

(The public awareness service is brought to you by BenardCometh Revelations)


  1. i played along once with a so-called bank and this guy was a nigerian based in usa but money stucked in scotland ..... really weird and funny

  2. this sounds like the chinaman phone call thingy. it "smells" fishy .. scam !!

  3. Thanks for the heads up.

    Really helps a lot as I also receive this email.

  4. interesting..

    can donate to me also kh? hehe

  5. Dun drink and drive?
    that is so random~~~


  6. johnny ong: Yeah, I think I received enough of those emails.

    levian: True... smells... =p

    matt: Sure, glad to help

    xaximie: Sure, why not? =p

    3point8: That is the point... =p


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