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***Note*** Someone emailed me this illustration of how to check if your shits/feces are healthy or not which I think is hilarious. Sort of. Credit to the original illustrator whoever you are. Maybe it is just my sense of humor since this is considered serious stuff, sort of but I do really finds that the illustration is damn funny with the explanation on how to check whether your shits/feces are healthy or not. Here, the illustration. Healthy Shits/Feces Checklist Now, a text version where yours truly will try to comment on the quotes from the illustration. All in the name of HEALTH yo. "The best feces are like bananas." (Oh yeah, remember to have a good look at your shit/feces and compare it to a banana. You are in trouble aka deep shit if it looks like a durian. ) "They are modestly hard with no strong smell." ( I am not sure about you but for me, its kinda disturbing trying to smell your own shit/feces and also trying to determine the hardness of your shit/fe...

Yep, you heard it right. You can get your very own free domain name but only limited to CO.CC. For example, you can get benardcometh.co.cc or benardcomethisthegreatest.co.cc if you want. The first one I have registered already so you can't have it but the second one is still open for grabs. Come on now, you know you wanted it. Now, try to go to http://www.benardcometh.co.cc and see what u get? BenardCometh Revelations of course with no charges applied. How neat is that? Totally free of charge. You can basically get yourname.co.cc for FREE. How cool is that? Now, how do you register the free domain name of your own? First of all, go to CO.CC and you will arrive at the main page with the search bar where you can enter your preferred domain name and check the availability of the domain name. CO.CC Enter your desired domain name and check for the availability. In this case, I am going to use benardcometh. Obviously. Type in desired domain name Confirmation of Domain Name availabili...

Yours Truly went to renew his Malaysian Passport recently and because of some bad timing, it took a whole 3 days to process the passport when normally it will only take 2 days. Generally, you will need two passport photo of yourself, a photostated copy of your identification card (both sides), application form, and RM300 (32 pages). Malaysian Passport is valid for 5 years however, the passport can only be used up to the last 6 months of the expiry date. Meaning that, your passport need to have at least 6 more months before expiry in order to be able to travel overseas. So, in Kuching you will have to go to the Immigration department at the federal building at Simpang Tiga. It is located on the first floor. Go to the first counter/counter 1 and purchase your application form there at RM1 perpiece and get your queue number. After that wait for your turn to be called to submit the completed form together with two passport photo, photostated copy of your identification card and your origin...

This is damn hilarious ok. Source from email sent to me but I don't know who is the original author hence the credit goes to the original author whoever you are. Hilarious1  Hilarious2 Hilarious3 Hilarious4 Hilarious5 So, better be careful who you sleeps around with.  Regardless of preferences, always remember your "safety helmet". Safety first ya. =p

Still wondering why on earth Obama won? Ever heard of Obama Girl ? Obama Girl  (Amber Lee Ettinger)    Obama Girl  (Amber Lee Ettinger)  Obama Girl  (Amber Lee Ettinger)  Obama Girl  (Amber Lee Ettinger)  Obama Girl  (Amber Lee Ettinger)  Obama Girl  (Amber Lee Ettinger)  Obama Girl  (Amber Lee Ettinger) Pictures Source: www.obamagirl.com And yet you wonder  WHY Obama Won? Heck, if there's a Cometh Girl I would go all out for Malaysian Election Honestly Go Cometh Go

Those who are eligible for voting, have you register as a voter? Voting is your right and you should be voting in the spirit of democracy. I must admit that I have not register as a voter myself even though I am eligible to do so for the past 4 years. Most of the people from my generation would not be bothered to go and register as a voter. What is the point? Says them. There is no excuses to not to register as a voter I agree, however there are circumstances that would prevent one from registering as a voter to exercise his or her voting rights. Again, there are NO excuses for NOT voting as a voter in the spirit of democracy. By voting, you are selecting YOUR representative to represent you in what you think would be the best. Briefly said, you are the one who chooses your government who will govern the country. The condition and future of a country depends on the type and quality of the government that govern it. Agree? Hence, voting is very important in order to select the gove...

Got my hand on an Iphone 3G to play with and so far I am liking it. In case you doesn't get the hint yet, this post is written/blogged by using an Iphone 3G. Now I know what I want for Christmas. I have been a pretty good boy and behaves well this year. Ahem***. Santa Claus surely will climb down the chimney and give me an Iphone. Wait, my house don't have a chimney. Darn, for a moment there I thought that I might just get the present from Santa. What? Santa doesn't exists? Oh the betrayal, the lies, the agony, and the pain. All these years I have been cheated. Oh cruel world, where is the love? the hope? the waiting? There you have it. A rant testing of mobile blogging using Iphone 3G. So far, I am loving it. The touch screen qwerty keyboard perform beyond my expectations. Way cool. Not bad for a phone. Almost like a real small pc. Definitely an excellent choice for those who are on the move often. Am actually waiting for the firmware and winpawn to finish downlo...

I think most of you are wondering what the fuck on earth is LOHAS. Or maybe it is just me who come to know the term just recently when all the world already know what LOHAS is. Now, what would a sane person do nowadays when they encounter alien terms or alien topics that are incomprehensible? Simple, as what a normal sane person would do. Google of course. Then again, there is Wikipedia. Here the entry about LOHAS in wikipedia. Briefly, LOHAS stands for Lifestyles of Health and Sustainability and it is concerned with sustainable living, healthy and go green stuffs. Oh, not forgetting the potential lucrative business estimated at billions and at the same time seems to provide for the planet's health. Earth is ill mmmmkay. Basically the products and services under LOHAS movements are: Organic and locally grown food Organic and natural personal care products Hybrid and electric cars Green and sustainable building Energy efficient electronics/applicances Socially responsible investin...

Effective 18th November 2008, the petrol and diesel will be 15 sen cheaper. It's about time they lower the fuel price already.  The pump price of RON97 petrol will be RM2 a litre while RON92 and diesel is Rm1.90 a litre. Now, there is one more question. When will the price of other things decrease? When the fuel price increase, all are so eager to increase price and now when there are like 5 revisions of the fuel price already, where is the price decrease in other things. Mana? I would say we would need to wait long long for that to happen. Increase in price of course no problem but when it comes to decrease the price. Can just wait long long ah. There you have it,  Yet another 15sen reduction in fuel price. Now give some hurrahs for the government. Hurrah Hurrah Hurrah...................................... - _-" Better than nothing loh.

I have to admit I am an avid follower of One Million Star (超級星光大道) program and am really shocked when the news of Li Chu Ning commits suicide comes out. Li Chu Ning (Taken from Google Image) Li Chu Ning is the second runner up of One Million Star Season 3. (超級星光大道 3). One Million Star (超級星光大道) is a popular TV singing/talent competition in Taiwan hosted by Momoko Tao (陶晶瑩). Hmmm, it seems that more and more people are committing suicide nowadays. A very disturbing trend indeed. But, in Li Chu Ning's case, is it really a suicide? It is hard to believe that she will resort to suicide. From the news, apparently she committed suicide because of emotional issues. Something to do with her love life perhaps. She committed suicide by burning charcoal in her car and seal herself in it. Too much carbon monoxide is deadly and thus its bye bye Li Chu Ning. Life is fragile indeed. Live life to the fullest.

***Note*** This is totally plagiarized from the online news portal. Wait, I am giving credits where it is due so me thinks me not copy cat.. Meow~~~. No Kittens will die from this. Urmmmm, Okayyyyyy Terri, who struggles to maintain a relationship because of her addiction, became a slave to love at the age of 17, when she lost her virginity. She recalled: “It was like someone had flipped a switch. From then I just developed an insatiable desire for sex. I’ve done it with hundreds and hundreds of men. I don’t keep a tally because I’m not a slut — I am just satisfying a need. “Most people who know me think I’m really sweet and charming. I don’t smoke, I hardly drink, I’ve never taken drugs, yet I’ve slept with nearly one thousand men.” And if there’s no man around, Terri slips off to satisfy herself, even if she’s at work. She added: “Other people have fag breaks, so I don’t feel too guilty. On a bad day, I can have up to a dozen comfort breaks.” Source Hmmm, the poor thing. Having suc...

"May I know where the any key is located?" Seriously, is that a trick question? It's not some April Fool joke right? Wait, April Fool is over. Alright, lets see. P ress Any Key To Continue means you press any key to continue. Seriously, it is really not a trick question? Alright, giving you the benefit of a doubt. When you encountered "Press Any Key To Continue" situation, please just press the "ENTER" key. Alright? That way you are sure to proceed with whatever you are doing. "ENTER" Key And please don't ask me why the "ENTER" key is "ANY" key. I will really die I tell you. From the excessive laughter overdose. Just to play safe, or in case you can't find the "ENTER" key as your "ANY" key. Use the following "ANY" key thank you very much. The usual "ANY" key Hope that helps. BenardCometh Revelations always aim to solve your problems as efficient and as effective as...

Outside my house that is. It is a conspiracy or something to turn my house into a mini zoo. Two small kittens abandoned mercilessly and left to fend for themselves under the scorching sun. Where is the love? Thus the pretend-to-be-kind yours truly take them in and put em in a box and give some milk only to realize that yours truly is not exactly what you would call a cat person. He is more to a dog person as dogs likes him more than cats which have been proven over and over again. Kitten in a box I am planning to give away the kittens because as much as I want to rear em, I can't for several reasons. Firstly, like I said earlier, cats hates me and there are few cases where yours truly are " viciously" attacked/clawed by cats for wanting to feed em. Where is the justice? Secondly, I already have three dogs at my house and we all know that pooch and mutt do not mix well together, period. There are risk that the kitten becomes dog-snack later. Accident happens. Thirdly, I...

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Greetings, This is the resident mechanic wannabe of BenardCometh Revelations. I am going to show how you can change flat tire by yourself. DIY yo. The first step is to identify a flat tire. Please make sure that the tire is flat before you perform the tire changing. Kids, don't try this at home unless you have flat tire of course. Flat Tire Open your car boot and normally there will be a set of car jack that comes with the car. If you don't have the set, make sure you go and get one set now. You will never know when you will have flat tire situation. Make sure that there is a spare tire in the car boot also. The tool- L Iron Car Jack Make sure you are parked at a flat surface/place. Before you jack up the car, make sure you open the tire screw bolts first. Normally, the bolt would be fastened hard and you will need to use a bit force to open it. Another way to open it is to use your legs. Put the L shaped iron in place and step on the iron to force the bolt to open. Please make...

A title like that must have got you confused that this post is about the king of all chickens with the name Emperor Chicken. There is no such thing. Emperor Chicken is actually the name of a dish that uses chicken as the main ingredient mixed together with few herbs and spices. Today's post will be on how to easily make your own Emperor Chicken in just a few steps. It's simple and delicious. Lets have a look at the ingredients, shall we? Emperor Chicken Ingredients Emperor Chicken Instant Spices A whole chicken Water First of all, go and buy your favorite brand of Emperor Chicken spices. There are a few of brands available. I am using the Uncle Sun Emperor Chicken Spices. Traditionally you can also get the herbs and spices and make it yourself but for the sake of speed and ease, lets just make do with the instant spices alright? Emperor Chicken Spices Get a whole chicken from your friendly neighborhood market or supermarket or hypermarket and clean it inside out. Chop off the h...