Thursday, March 26, 2009

Horny Singaporeans

Alright, I might be flamed by the Singaporeans or Singaporean wannabes for this post but what the heck. Why I say horny Singaporeans?

Well, see for yourself. Got proof some more leh.

Horny-ness


See, I did not make this up. Singaporeans ARE a bunch of horny people if I should say so myself. Ahem.

Then again, there is something I don't understand. If Singaporeans are a bunch of horny people, how come got such news regarding the birthrate not enough to cover the aging population leh?

Quoted:
Singapore's birth rate, at 1.19 births per couple, became the lowest in the history of this ultramodern state. What this means is, should present trends continue, Singapore, incredibly, is shrinking. To be sure, the city-state has no monopoly on baby-deficit disorder syndrome: It's pervasive throughout the region and in other locales.


Apart from the immediate concerns, a longer-term challenge is getting more Singaporean couples to have more babies.
At the Rally, Mr Lee said Singapore's Total Fertility Rate (TFR) of 1.29, which is far short of the replacement level of 2.1, is worrying.
"The problem is acute for Chinese, whose TFR is 1.14, this is below the national average. This means each family is only replacing either the father or mother. The numbers will decline rapidly in a few generations," he said.


Ah, I understand now. My bad for the mistake. Should not call Horny Singaporeans. Should call them, SMART Horny Singaporean. My bad.


Smart because they always use protective gear aka condom aka dom dom which is why the birthrate is low. Make no mistake. Singaporeans fuck make love a lot. That is a fact. Like mad humping bunnies tim.


The very best example is your friend Mr. Gary Ng aka garyng174 . Need I say more meh?


Or wait, maybe its because of people like garyng174 who HOG all the actions and being street smart, of course they always bring condom in their pockets. If not, later not careful got a whole football team how?


Anyway, what is the lesson of this story?


All the actions are in Singapore.


Now, where the heck is my passport. I think I wanna go over lah. Maybe get PR or something.


After all, low birth rate wor. They sure need "talented" foreigners.


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No offense mmmmkay, you Merlions you. Ahem.

Why So Serious???


But hor, we also not too bad...**kiasuism kicks in**. We got Kelvin Ng although he stopped after kena discovered by his wife. Ahem.


4 comments:

  1. the heck with this guy,
    we'll see how his doing will get back at him
    in the future. dang.

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  2. levian: what goes around comes around I guess.. =p

    宝茹: Ahem.

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  3. fcuk this country. i want to migrate to canada asap

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