BenardCometh Revelations

Domain controllers not responsive? Slow network? Can't access online security websites such as McAfee and Kaspersky  ? Windows Automatic Updates disabled? If you have the above symptoms in your computer then you can start to panic now because tomorrow is 1st of April and the Win32 Conficker worm/virus is set to activate on that date. In other word, its ALIVE!!!! But fret not, the good people from Microsoft and few other anti virus companies have already come up with removal tools. Choose which of the removal tools you prefer, download and run it. If you are unsure, just download all and run all, one by one. The removal tools listed (Go and download. Its free): Microsoft Malicious Software Removal Tool   Win32.Worm.Downadup.Gen Removal Tool (Bitdefender)   Win32/Conficker.AA Removal Tool (Eset)   Win32.Downadup Removal Tool (Symantec)   For more details on the Conficker worm/virus including how to ensure you have a clean system, go to the Microsoft official website regarding the C...

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Or popularly known as the "Nam Lu" pork or is it "Nan Lu" pork? Hmmm, lets just call it Deep Fried Fermented Bean Curd Pork now, shall we? Or you prefer it to be called BenardCometh Special Kickass Awesome Delicious Extraordinary Deep Fried Fermented Bean Curd Pork? Of course I prefer the second name but somehow I felt that you guys would prefer the first name. I know. I got sixth sense. So, let it be called Deep Fried Fermented Bean Curd Pork alright? If you have a grudge with pork then you can always use chicken wings. Deep Fried Fermented Bean Curd Chicken Wings very the delicious also. Trust me. I tried it before but I still prefer pork. Ahem. So, today's post is brought to you by BenardCometh's resident chef, Mr Chef. Yeah, I also thought that the name is very original. Ahem. First, take a look at what exactly is Deep Fried Fermented Bean Curd Pork. Here, a picture. Just a teaser to get you interested. Yum yum. Deep Fried Fermented Bean Curd Pork Anyway...

Alright, I might be flamed by the Singaporeans or Singaporean wannabes for this post but what the heck. Why I say horny Singaporeans? Well, see for yourself. Got proof some more leh. Horny-ness See, I did not make this up. Singaporeans ARE a bunch of horny people if I should say so myself. Ahem. Then again, there is something I don't understand. If Singaporeans are a bunch of horny people, how come got such news regarding the birthrate not enough to cover the aging population leh? Quoted: Singapore's birth rate, at 1.19 births per couple, became the lowest in the history of this ultramodern state. What this means is, should present trends continue, Singapore, incredibly, is shrinking. To be sure, the city-state has no monopoly on baby-deficit disorder syndrome: It's pervasive throughout the region and in other locales. Source Apart from the immediate concerns, a longer-term challenge is getting more Singaporean couples to have more babies. At the Rally, Mr Lee said Singapo...

And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man and his number is Six hundred threescore and six - 666 Revelation 13:18 King James Version Exactly 24th March 2009 at 9:31:34PM, BenardCometh Revelations has the Mark of the Beast as the Number of the Beast is 666. Mark of the Beast Or maybe not since that is one six too many. Ahem...But nevertheless, the mark of the beast. 666 with an additional 66. Ahem. Beware Beware Beware

By now you should have known about this so called Gary Ng aka garyng174 for his sexual activities. Seems like he is very comfortable with his sexuality and no, you will not see him clearly in person in the video since he would probably be caught by the authority if not murdered first by the Singaporeans if he reveal his identity. Why? Look at his long list of conquests. Ahem. SG Mother SG Daughter SG Cosmetic Girl SG Friend's Niece SG Beer Auntie SG Pub Waitress SG Housewife SG Choa Chu Kang Girl SG Choa Chu Kang Girl 2 SG Office Girl SG Downtown East Chalet SG NUS SG Cousin SG Student SG Banker SG Bikini Girl SG Amelia See, Singapore also very the happening mmmmmkay. Ahem. See for yourself the videos at his blog titled " Sex is a Natural Part of Life, Love It ". Even the title is original. Ahem. Please be warned that the videos in his blog is definitely Not-Safe-For-Work aka NSFW. There you have it. Gary Ng aka garyng174 Blog.

Straight away thought of xaximie and levian when I saw the videos of the cute kittens. Being the cat lover they are, definitely will be melted with the cuteness. Awwwwwwwwww Cuteh Awwww again Meow~~~!!!!!

This has got to be the best two videos on Sarawak. And no, I am not talking about the holiday destination and those leisure places. This is very much the revelation on Sarawak "open" secret. Ahem. All Sarawakians definitely have to watch this. Heck everyone have to watch this. Less with the talk. Watch. Part 1 - Fight the Power (101 East) Part 2 - Fight the Power (101 East) It is just me or it seems that somebody answers "carefully" in the Part 2 of the video. Ahem. You decide.

Oh well, this has been quite a hoo haa for quite sometime already. Man go fool around, Man got discovered by wife, Wife screams divorce, Man promised to change and repent. By kneeling under the sun on a busy and sunny day, expressed his feelings in a video and even blogs about it that goes by the nickname Gui7Nan. Here you go, the video. Kelvin Ng aka Gui7Nan Maybe it's just me but that guy doesn't seems too sincere in the video. Oh well, maybe that IS his sincere face. Ahem. So guys, don't go fool around alright? If you are married that is. Marriage is a lifetime commitment. A promise of a lifetime. Unless of course if you are single. Go fool around for all you like. Go make love like mad humping bunnies and no one will care. Just make sure that they are not married or you will also be in deep shit. Like what is written in the ten commandment. Thou shall not go and "kau sua" other people husband/wife Stay Smart. Stay Safe, mmmmkay. P/...

is one of the few people I admire in life. Seriously. There should be a cult by now. On a second thought, better not because power almost certainly tends to get into the heads of people and make them erm different. He is just fine the way he is now. Malaysia for Malaysian. Ahem. You should have seen the following videos already and if not, watch it now. Good for you if you watched it live. Ahem. Well, this may seems outdated already but it is still inspiring. Sort of. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 And you wonder why Malaysia Today is a daily must. Ahem.

"Help, My taskbar is gone when I start my computer!!!!" "Why is it that I can see my mouse cursor moving and nothing else when I start my computer???" "Help, I can only see my documents folder opened when I login into my desktop" If any of the above sounds familiar to you then this post would do you some good. Honestly. I received some S.O.S email from some readers that they encountered the above problems and are at loss what to do. Since BenardCometh Revelations sole purpose is to help all mankind and non-mankind alike, yours truly decided to post a simple step by step on how to recover the missing or non showing explorer.exe. Before that, a little bit of introduction aye? The above problem will most probably happen when you are infected with viruses/trojans. Those sneaky bastards sole purpose in life is to make life miserable for anyone they came in contact with. Hence, you encountered a lot of problems and the problem mentioned above is one of the sym...

Came across this video in Youtube. It's about Christian The Lion. After being released back into the wild, Christian the Lion's previous owners went to visit him and was told that the lion would not be able to recognize them and that Christian is wild. But when Christian heard them, the lion runs over and gives them a big lionly hug. Damn, how often you see something like that? Seeing a lion running towards you would scare the shit out of anyone I would say. Stuff like this only happen once in a blue moon. Then again, I find it hard to believe but lets there be hope yeah? I want a pet lion like that too. It would be so cool. Here's the video: Now kids, lions are dangerous mmmmkay, don't go to your friendly neighborhood Zoo and hug some lions. Don't. Leave that to trained professionals or some very very lucky individuals. Here's a wikipedia entry about Christian The Lion if you want to know more.

Is also one funny guy. Is This Gay? Saddest Handjob In America Damn hilarious mmmmmkay?

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First, choose your crabs , then slaughter the crabs . And now, you will have to clean the crabs before cooking it for consumption. You don't want to eat dirty crabs now, do you? Start from the bottom part. Rip off the tummy cover so that it would be easier to crack open the shell and the body. Bottom After that, rip open the shell and the body part to separate em. You will see the inner parts and that needs to be cleaned. Rip open Separate Chop the crab into half and start the cleaning process. Use a brush if you have to. Be hygiene mmmmkay... Chop Half Gills Cleaned Now, there is just one more thing. You need to tear off the head part of the shell to clean it. Just press on the top and pull. Press Pull out Done That is basically how crabs are cleaned. Chop the rest of the crabs and clean em. You have the choice to steam the crabs or just put em in the oven. There is no need for any seasonings if your crabs are fresh. Fresh seafood are best savored fresh and with its original ...

Alright, this is a post on crabs again. After you checked the gender of your favorite crabs, you will want to proceed to slaughter aka kill aka take their life away in order to cook em. If not, what for you buy crabs for? For fun is it? To kill your food first is the humane thing to do mmmmmkay, at the very least give them a fast death instead of just cooking em alive. Oh, you cruel cruel sadistic human you. So, giving your food or in this case crabs a fast and honorable death is the humane and right thing to do first before proceeding to cook em. (Remember kids, don't try this at home. If you have crab cravings or fetish, go to your nearest friendly neighborhood restaurant. Ahem.) Done with the introduction, lets move on with the actual crab slaughter mmmkay? First of all, identify your victims crabs. For the sake of example, this is Mr. Crab. Say hello to Mr. Crab. Hello Mr. Crab Flip over the crab to expose its tummy and you will see the cover-like shell that indicates its a m...