Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Yet Another Health Tips

Yours Truly must be unhealthy or at least seems like unhealthy. (Yes, he admits that he is a little bit, just a little bit on the plump side..=p)
If not, there would not be so many kind hearted individuals sending all those health tips through email to him.

So, there......... all of ya know where I got my health tips from... =p

Previous post on health can be read here and here.

The following are foods to eat that contains healing properties or claimed to be able to cure certain sickness or at least prevent it.

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Arthritis

What is Arthritis u ask? Simple term, it is the pain in the joints that some people experience especially older peoples. Refer here for more information regarding arthritis.

Hmmm, now where on earth did I put my fishing gear??? =p


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Asthma

In simple term, Asthma is a condition where one have difficulties to breathe. No specific age group specifically prone to this. Refer here for more information regarding Asthma.

Hmmmm, Red Onions to ease the constriction. Traditionally, consuming crocodile meat is said to heal asthma completely. Well, this is considered local remedy in which yours truly am not that sure whether this is scientifically proven or not. (Hell, there are lots of things can't be explained by science alone. =p)


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Bladder Infections

Bladder Infection is also known as urinary tract infection (UTI) which is inflammation of the bladder caused by bacteria (those little bastards). It is common in women and rare in men. It happens in men but rare. Refer here for more information regarding Urinary Tract Infection (UTI) aka Bladder Infection.

So, get the juice flowing ladies........ =p


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Blood Sugar Imbalance

The blood sugar level in the body is not balanced. Plain simple....=p. Refer here for more information regarding Blood Sugar Imbalance.

Yeah, go veggie and nuts to stay balanced. =p


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Bones Problems

No problem in understanding what is bones right? Right? So, bones problems in simple terms is the problems of the bones. =p

And here I am, used to think that only calcium can fix that. Now all of ya know that pineapples can prevent bones problems.


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Breast Cancer

Eh, maintain estrogen at healthy levels? How bout men? Men got estrogen too??? Sure or not? Or does that means men wont get breast cancer??? To know more about breast cancer, refer here.

Some men do have breast....Yes...BREAST..not CHEST....... How???
Eat lots and lots and lots of KFCs and McDonalds. And I mean A LOT. (not exercising also helps facilitates the process.) =p


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Clogged Arteries

Normally clogged arteries are caused by the hardening of the arteries which will affect the blood vessel and flow. Aside from that, lots of oils in the arteries also contribute to that.

Studies shows that pomegranate juice also helps as prevention measure. So, again get the juice flowing, people...... =p


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Cough


HOT red pepper? Ok, who is going to test this out and tell me the result? Come, this is easy. When u cough, eat lots of HOT red pepper......Come guinea pig...come... =p


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Diarrhea

In case you don't know, diarrhea makes you visit the toilet often. Way way often. Refer here for more information regarding diarrhea.

So, an apple a day does not only keeps the doctor away. IT also keeps the shits away. =p


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Hay fever

Hay fever is a form of allergy which is caused by pollens or alien particles, mostly seasonal. For more information regarding hay fever, click here.

Yuck, yoghurt.... No prizes for those who guessed that I don't eat/dislike yoghurt. =p


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Headaches

This is a more common ailment. Again, fish is good MMMKAY....

**still searching for the fishing gear** =p


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High Blood Pressure

This means that you are hypertension (another term for high blood pressure), so relax and take things slowly and not to get to stressed out. Refer here for more information regarding high blood pressure.

Olive oil and Celery good for high blood pressure..... checked... =p


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Insomnia

Simply put, Insomnia is a condition where one have difficulties sleeping. Refer here for more information regarding Insomnia.

Can't sleep...Honey....Can't sleep...honey.....Can't SLEEP..HONEY..... ohm ohm ohm......


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Strokes

Strokes is serious. How serious? Part of one's brain cell dies, that serious. Don't play play. Refer here for more information regarding Stroke.

Tea..... Green Tea.....Green Tea.... =p


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Lung Cancer

Supposedly mainly caused by smoking. So, don't smoke. Smoking is BAD Mmmmmkayyyy. (sounds like an old man). For more information regarding Lung Cancer, click here.

Green veggies? i thought all veggies are green? =p


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Memory Problems

Ooooo, I have memory problem. Bad memory problem. So, someone treat me to oyster dish buffet. Help a fellow homo sapien here, will ya... =p


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Premenstrual Syndrome - PMS

I believe all of you know what is PMS right? The premenstrual syndrome? No? Refer here then for information regarding premenstrual syndrome or PMS.

Cornflakes??? For a while there, I suspected this tip is written by some kids deprived of cornflakes. Well, there you have it, CORNFLAKES can ward off effects of PMS. Anyone to back this up? =p

Anyway, the Evening Primrose Oil is said to be able to help easing the effects or pain of PMS.

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Ulcers

There you have it. Another veggie to the rescue. So, it is safe to assume that all veggie are GOOD mmmkayyyyyy.

For more information regarding Ulcers, click here.


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Upset Stomach

Speaking of bananas, it makes a tasty drink as shown here. Banana is a good source of energy, instant energy that is. Not only that, there are a lot of benefits. Don't believe? Have a look yourself here then.


That is all for the health tips.

So, the saying "You Are What You Eat" rings true then.... =p

3 comments:

  1. I need oysters and honey. I got memory and insonmia problems.

    You know the other function of oysters? wakakakaka

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  2. And here I think I can have someone treat me to some buffet...Alright...who wanna treat us both??? =p

    Other function of oyster??? what??? =p

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  3. Wow!! It’s Interesting!! I was looking out for the same kind of information. Thanks A Lot. Really, your advice on Health is marvelous. You know, I too found a site Smart Consumer Tips which was suggesting the consumers, the key tips to become healthier, safer, and more prosperous. I hope some of this helps!

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