On A Roll

Woot!!!!

Second post in a single night.

I am back....

Yes, I am BACK!!!!!

I am on a freaking roll here.

Unstoppable!!!!!!!

So I thought 30 minutes ago before am distracted by being asked to go fix the pipe. Yes, have I not told you all before that I am the Mr. Fix It around here? At least in my humble adobe I am.

Anyway, so 30 minutes ago I have this inspiration to blog on a certain topic that I remembered is a good topic which would make a pretty good post true to BenardCometh Revelation's style. But after the minor distraction, somehow I just can't remember what is it that I need to blog about. Damn!!!!

Maybe it is the memory fades with age kind of thing and here I am thinking that I am still able to churn out post after post. Like a freaking post churning machine. Ahem~~~

Really, lately I am getting more and more absent minded or even forgetful. Maybe somehow I ate too much ants. Yes, ANTS. Here, we have an old saying that if you eat too much ants you will be very forgetful. The same saying along the line of if you eat too much chicken feet then your hand would shake a lot. That kind of saying.

But ho, that should be impossible loh. Do I look like a freaking ant-eater to you? Huh? Huh? Do, I look like this???

Picture unethically ripped from this website 
So bite me. I gave credit to where it is due already. =p


Wait, you all don't even know how I look like. Maybe I am a freaking ant-eater. A gigantic ant-eater who believed himself to be a human all this while. OMG!!!! Oh my freaking god!!!!! Then that would explain the absent minded and forgetful me. Maybe it is like metamorphosis or some evolution kind of shit. You know, the human form for 20 over years then suddenly changes skin and becomes a gigantic ant-eater. That also means that you all have been reading posts by a freaking gigantic ant-eater!!!!! -_-"

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By the way, if you believe the above (the part where your truly am an ant-eater) then please get professional help now. Stop reading and seriously go and get some professional help. It is unhealthy. Go. Shu~~Shu~~~Shu~~

This is actually to compensate the awesome and kick ass post that I initially wanted to post but totally forgotten about what to post due to some minor disturbance. Honestly. It is on par with conquering the world kind of level. That awesome I tell you.

So there,

Just to tell you all that initially I have a great post but then somehow I can't remember what the post is all about after the minor disturbance. I blame the pipe.

So, Sumimasen.

That is all. 


Comments

  1. yipgusengOctober 1, 2010 at 12:43 AM

    ok..ur blog is still alive...and...kena cheated by this great idea to post >.< haha

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