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Greetings, This is the resident chef of BenardCometh Revelations making another round of appearance again after a long absence. This post supposed to be created before the Chinese New Year so that the Pork Floss Spring Roll can be served to those visiting your house during Chinese New Year. DIY yo. Anyway, the Pork Floss Spring Roll makes perfect snack to be eaten any time of the day. Now, I am going to show all of you how to make the Pork Floss Spring Roll yourselves. The ingredients needed are: Spring Roll Pastry Egg White Pork Floss First of all, separate the egg yolk and the egg white as you are going to use the egg white only. There are a few ways to do this, I will leave that to your own creative imagination. Take out the spring roll pastry and separate em sheet by sheet. The Spring Roll Pastry Spring Roll Pastry Sheets The Spring Roll Pastry sheets are highly customizable depending on your preferences. In this case I cut it into square sheet pieces. Proceed to put some pork fl...

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR  2009   Wishing all of you the best of health and wealth Money Come Money Come Fatt ar!!!! Huat ar!!!

Just read the following stuff that is way funny. Damn funny mmmmmkay. Directly quoted: The Umno ‘Wow Factor’ A farmer named Lakbir Singh was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture in Bolehland when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young Malay man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Lakbir looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digi...

Yours Truly should have learned a lesson by now judging from the previous post titled Avoid Pizza Hut Seafood Lasagna . But Nooo~~~, Yours Truly still want to drag his itchy ass to Pizza Hut again after being seduced/tempted by the new pizza illustration. Darn, yours truly should have known better. Franchise mah, sure when one branch suck, all will follow the suck-ness. Franchise mah. The new pizza from Pizza Hut is the Golden Fortune Cheesy Crown with the so called toppings of prawns, tuna, crabsticks, and pineapples and surrounded by golden rings stuffed with cheese. Golden Fortune Cheesy Crown Looks delicious and very tempting right? But in reality, oh I feel cheated. Kena cheated. If differ a bit still understandable but this much difference is really too insulting. Oh the deception. *Real* Golden Fortune Cheesy Crown What? The Pizza Hut people secretly hoping that all the customers are stupid is it? Or maybe blind? If blind then perhaps something like that would go unnoticed. Damn...

Yeah right. Buy Malaysian Good lor. If the biggest spender in Malaysia aka the Gah Var Men not going to lead by example, who else would be convinced to follow? It's like when you are obese and you give advice to people on how to keep fit by eating vegetables while you are going to KFC. Does that makes any sense? Somewhere along that line I am sure you agree with what I am trying to say here. Ahem. Yours truly better not rant to much. Very dangerous. I still love my fat ass very much to let it rot somewhere. Anyway, the idea of buying Malaysian Good is good since it will help the local businesses which will in turn help the economy. Help sustain it a bit. So, who to target? Aside from the biggest spender in the country, ahem, there is also one category of spender who will make significant contribution to the Buy Malaysian Goods campaign. Housewives. Yep, your mother. Or maybe probably there will be househusbands also. But the point here is that in most families, the housewife aka...

This might be an old news but I am pretty sure some of you out there don't know of this news yet. Directly quoted: A 79-year-old Roman Catholic nun pleaded no contest Monday to indecent behavior with a child for alleged sexual encounters with two male students at a church convent and school where she was principal during the 1960s. Kobs said the nun told him in 1965, when he was 13, to open the buttons of her habit, but he was shaking so badly he could not do so. He said she then unbuttoned her clothing and had him touch her breasts, the complaint said. The first incident was followed by 60 to 80 others, including two involving sexual intercourse, it said. St. Patrick said he had sexual contact with the nun more than 100 times, beginning when he was in seventh grade. At least one incident involved sexual intercourse, the complaint said. Source Oh well, If the nun looks like the following picture, I am sure no one would complain. At least the guys wont. Ahem Sexy Nun ...

Say Don't Want Kata Tak Nak Quit Smoking: 1800-438-2000 SMOKING IS BAD mmmmkayyyyyy This public service awareness is brought to you by BenardCometh Revelation.  Remember, Don't Drink and Drive and IF you MUST smoke, buy the type that don't have such ugly ass illustration .

This have got to be the PERFECT JOB one could ever dream of. If not the BEST JOB in the world. I reckon there will be a lot of people applying for the job since if you don't know yet that the recession is upon us. Heck, even if there if no recession, this job IS the DREAM JOB . Get this, if you are selected for the job, you will be paid a high salary of 150K Australian Dollars including free airfares from your home country to the work place. You only need to laze around a beautiful tropical island for six months. Oh, the agony of needing to stroll the white sands beach, snorkel around the reef, blogs and make some video updates. Damn, that IS the job description for BLOGGERS what. I am foreseeing a lot of bloggers applying for the job. Quoted directly from the news: An Australian state is offering internationally what it calls "the best job in the world" -- earning a top salary for lazing around a beautiful tropical island for six months. The job pays 150,000 A...

Oh yeah, Yours Truly am now cleaning the house for the Chinese New Year.... Woot, Handyman Cometh....or maybe Cleaner Cometh. Sort of. Here I come... or Go. Depends on your perspective. Hence, quite busy. Ahem. Cleaning

Not sure about you but I find the self defense move in the following video seems very gay. Especially at 0:54. Gay Self Defense Move I LOLed so hard, it certainly made my day. Even the comments are funny. For example: izurz  how bout if he has a hard boner when your doing that push move and then you get butt rapped :/ TheEmowithsunglasses AND YEAH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN AT :54 asianelite butt bumping is the most defensive technique KronicKillaz that looked like sum kinda kama sutra shit, the gunman would probably just run away if you said he was sexy and did that lol Alright, I am being a bit insensitive here but you have to admit that is damn hilarious.  Joking aside, that self defense move seems perfectly executable and perhaps it would be useful in situations where there is only one attacker.  People, if there is more than one armed attacker, do not attempt to do the move above or any self defense mojo shit because it is highly probable that you wil...

***Note*** Received the following picture from my friend a while ago. Thanks Alexander. A classic case of miscommunication I would say. Boss: Oi! Please also add Jaya One logo at the bottom with the URL. Designer: OK! Put Jaya One Logo with URL at the bottom! No Problemo! Logo Missing.. Ahem Boss: WEI! Where's my logo?!?!? Designer: Got what! Neh! Jaya One Logo! Boss: -_- Hilarious. Or maybe "JAYA ONE Logo" IS the official logo. Or perhaps they haven't created the logo yet so provided a place where they can stick the logo on when the logo is ready. Ahem.

Oh well, Not exactly instant but the type of food that can be prepared fast. You know, the situation where you are left to fend for yourself and you absolutely need to eat something right away. Presenting....... Mi Goreng aka Instant Mee aka Instant Noodles!!!!! Mi Goreng So, for those who never eaten instant mee/noodles in their life before, now you can die happy knowing how an instant mee /noodle looks like. Ahem. The ingredients are just the sort of preserved noodle and the packets of spices. For best satisfying result, it is recommended to eat at least two packets of em dry oily stuff. Two Packets Proceed to prepare the tools needed. A pan/wok to boil the noodles first. Then proceed to stir fry the noodles with the spices included. Or you can just dump the boiled noodles into a plate and proceed to mix the noodle and spices together and you can eat already. But why would you do that? Where is the fun? The art? Again, like I mentioned earlier. Stir fry with the spices together. Tool...

The much hyped Lebron James 's Crab Dribble. Quoted: "I'll have to check in my book to see what a 'crab dribble' is. I'm not quite sure," Washington interim coach Ed Tapscott said with a smile Monday. "I do know that we don't seem to get away with very many of them, whatever they are. James said: "I watched it again, and I took a 'crab dribble,' which is a hesitation dribble, and then two steps." "'Crab dribble' is when you, uh, travel," Butler said. "That's the hottest thing on the market right now." In case you don't know how a Crab Dribble looks like, be in the dark no more as yours truly have a picture that illustrate the Crab Dribble perfectly. LeBron's Crab Dribble Oh yeah, that is definitely the in and hottest dribble method now. Crab dribble is the new black yo. Sort of.

A little bird told me that they are told that there are ONLY 2 rules to follow and that the 2 rules will apply in any situations. (Wah seh, got little bird somemore. A bit like Jeff Ooi pulak. Ahem) The two rules are: Rule Number 1 The Government is always right Rule Number 2 If the Government is wrong, refer to rule number 1 What happened to Of the People, By the People, For the People? Die lor like that. Ahem.

The anonymous newscaster who was nabbed along with 27 others apparently have been identified as one Farahrizan Adbul Razak. It seems that they are having a sex party inside a hotel room on New Year Eve. Talk about ushering into the New Year with a big bang or rather in this case is bangs. Ahem.  Miss Farahrizan Adbul Razak The 22 years old newscaster with Astro Awani apparently plays Friendster as the invites to the New Year Eve sex party are sent through the social networking site, Friendster. This does take the meaning of social networking to a whole new level. Akin to a certain someone " personal friend " perspective. Directly quoted from the source: Police have confirmed that the newscaster who was nabbed along with 27 other people in a raid on a hotel room on New Year’s Eve is Farahrizan Abdul Razak. Sources told Malay Mail that the 22-year-old newsreader with Astro Awani had tested positive for drugs. She has been remanded for two days, along with eight others ...

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 MAY the new year brings you lots of wealth and success in whatever that you do. Everything Suen Suen Li Li In good health. Cheers. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 The Year of the OX Yes, that is an OX wishing all of ya happy new year P/s: Don't laugh. That is an artistic drawing mmmmmkay. Abstract art, so to speak. P/s/s: Been extremely busy for the past few days which is evident from the lack of updates. FYI, I am helping out a friend's wedding preparation being the best man and all. P/s/s/s: The wedding is a success. Everything goes on smoothly. P/s/s/s/s: Went to the Boulevard for the countdown last night to watch the fireworks. Did not take any pictures though. Doesn't matter because my ox drawing as seen above is way way way more interesting and of course beautiful. P/s/s/s/s/s: After the countdown, went to Travilion. Damn. Recession? What Recession? Where? If you are there at Travilion then you will get what I mean. It is like people mountain people sea. Serio...