He is barely four feet tall and looks even younger than his 13 years. Yet Alfie Patten has just become the proud father of a baby girl.
The schoolboy was only 12 when his girlfriend Chantelle Stedman - who is 15 - conceived after a night of unprotected sex.
The kid is just 12 when he decided to get kinky with his girlfriend who is 15 years old then BAM, he is a dad. Like seriously, 12 years old? Seriously fucked up stuff.
And it gets better,
'I didn't think about how we could afford it. I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.
'I think we'll be good parents. I'll have to work extra hard at school.'
'We will prove to everyone that we can be, and give her a great future.'
Sometimes gives the kid money and the kid says will work hard at school. WTF? By working hard at school, somehow you will have the money to support and raise a family? At the age of 13?
People, this is what happen if you do not beat your kids. Come on, for the sake of your kids' future, beat the muthafucking bastards so that they will have some sense beaten into them and will have great futures. Well, at least maybe will have a great future. Discipline them people.
The blame is on you adults. Coming up with suicidal ideas of giving too much freedom to yer kids. Fuck that. Remember, beat the muthafucking bastards whenever you have the chance. Beat some sense into them alright? This is what you call a necessary evil. Ahem.
Or probably follow what Russel Peters always says, "Somebody gotta get hurt real bad~~, Somebody~~".
Continuing on with the story, it gets even better:
And rumours began circulating in Chantelle's neighbourhood that Alfie was not Maisie's father. Sean Thomas, who lives opposite the Stedmans, claimed Chantelle had already had several boyfriends, who were allowed to stay over in her bedroom.
He said: 'She's been with quite a few lads. They are allowed to sleep over at her house, her parents don't mind. She is treated like an adult and can do what she wants.'
A 17-year-old called Jake said: 'She knows lots of boys and never has the same boyfriend for long. Alfie lives with her and seems to think he's the dad but we all think he should have a DNA test.
Yes, people. the 13 years old kid might not be the father of the baby. Jeng Jeng Jeng. Like I said, this is what happen if you don't beat the muthafucking bastards. Now remember people, beat your kids for their sake. The sacrifice parents need to do... Ahem..
Proven some more by DNA that confirm the baby is not the 13 years old kid's baby. As quoted in this article by DailyMail:
Tyler Barker, 15, was said to fear his life would be ruined by DNA proof that baby Maisie was his daughter.
The teenager wept at the realisation he made 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman pregnant during a drunken one-night stand. After months of speculation, the High Court has ruled Tyler can be named as the biological father.
Tyler now admits losing his virginity to Chantelle during a one-night stand. He said: 'Having sex with her was the worst mistake I've ever made in my life. I wish I'd never met her.
'She asked me out a couple of times but I kept turning her down. It was routine for boys to stay over with her in her bed. But I only slept with her the once.
See? Notice what is wrong here? Underage kids getting drunk then have some orgy? Again people, this is what happen when you don't beat the muthafucking bastards. Beat them. Keep them in line. Mmmmmkay? Its for their sake also. Beating is a form of love. Ahem.
Now the interesting part on why there are so many teenage kids having babies like mushroom growing after the rain. The freaking government is giving benefits out to them. How cool is that? I think I wanna go be a citizen over there lah.....then can be a lazy bum and have wild orgy every day and STILL can get money from the government. Such a great country to be in.
Family can claim £30,000 benefts Chantelle Stedman can claim no benefits until she reaches 16, her next birthday. But state benefits to support her and her baby will be paid to her mother Penny until then.
At a minimum, the family can expect to receive around £30,000 a year - close to £600 a week. Penny, 38, will claim benefits to support herself and her four children including Chantelle.
She will also claim on behalf of new-born Maisie. The family may claim benefits on the basis that Penny's unemployed partner Steve is a live-in member of the household.
If so, their claims may look like this:
Child Benefit: Paid automatically for each child - £72.80 a week.
Council Tax Benefit: Likely to cover the full bill - £30 a week.
Child Tax Credit: Now the main payment to support children of out-of-work or low income mothers. Possible payment for the five Stedman children - £221 a week.
Income Support: If paid to Penny and Steve as a live-in couple - £94.95 a week.
Housing Benefit: Likely to cover the full rent of their council house, together with any service charges. This may be - £150 a week.
Total: £568.75 a week, or £29,575 a year.
Like fuck, £568.75 a week and £29,575 a year???? That is like RM3088.14 a week and RM160,583.19 a year if converted to Malaysian Ringgit.
This is disturbing. And yet they report unemployment is very high over there. No need to work also can get that much benefits. How cool is that?
I am depressed already.
Don't want to continue already.
That is all lah.
Remember people, beat the muthafucking bastards. Yes, that means your kids. Ahem.
What? Don't agree is it?