Merry Christmas 2010 Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I am sure by now you are relaxing somewhere exotic with exotic dancers at the background while enjoying the view with a glass of magically refillable martini or something since your work is done for the year. No need to rush into next year's work aye? After all there are like 12 months to go till your next round of reindeer riding and chimney entries.

Anyway, I just realized that I have not written a letter to you since like forever. Somehow, tonight there is an urge to write you a letter.

I will just make it short.

You know what I want and I know what you want. 

So, do we have a mutual understanding?

Good.

Since, Christmas is over. We will just make up for it next year. Alright?

Thank you in advance Santa.

You have a nice day you.


p/s: You can just use the main door since there is no chimney at my house. I am sure you know where the keys are located. Ahem... But, if you want to somehow magically whip out a chimney out of nowhere as an entry point, then I have no objection. Just please don't make it permanent mmmmmkay? You know yourself **ahem** with the chimney fetish and all. 




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