BenardCometh Revelations

Dear Blog, I have recently remembered that you exists and felt terribly sorry that I have neglected you for so long. Life has been busy since the last I have interacted with you.  The joy I felt when I am finally able to log in and be reminded of those days when you accompanied me and becomes such a loyal scribe.  Perhaps I will be able to do some posts once in a while. Perhaps.  Till then I bid you adieu until  I reorganise my thoughts.  Your Truly BC

Zootopia looks good...  Less text, more watching Go see the trailer below BenardCometh Revelations Resident Movie Buff signing off Ja ne~~

Ok, so yours truly saw a story on Facebook about this Vijay Mallya guy and searched for it on the Internet.  Somehow the story sounds a bit not rational but anyhow if you are interested to know who is this Vijay Mallya guy then click on this Vijay Mallya Wikipedia link . Never heard of the story? Curious? Here, let the resident storyteller enlighten you~~~ An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer.  He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank, produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan. The bank president and the Loa...

The resident gout sufferer tried this and it seems to work wonders. So here goes the recipe. 1. Cucumber 2. Celery 3. Lemon 4. Ginger Blend all Drink 2 times a day Then thou shall be cured..... Hopefully..... At least to lessen the pain...... If it doesn't work..... At least it is healthy... There~~~

Lately Yours Truly has been thinking to keep a journal for keepsake. Why now? To express stuffs/things/emotions that otherwise will be suppressed? And we all know that its now healthy that way... Suppressing it and all.... Let it go~~~ Let it go~~~ Can't hold back anymore~~~~~  Ahem.. Then it dawned to Your Truly that BenardCometh Revelation IS that journal. Ahem. So, perhaps this blog will rise from the ashes... Like a Pheonix!!!!!!. Woarrrrrrr!!!!!

So, yours truly am waiting for the MyKid application to be processed. It takes 30minutes. To expedite the process and not waste time. Please bring the followings: 1. Child Birth Cert. Original and 1 photocopy 2. Your original IC and 1 photocopy 3. A pen. Go to your neighborhood friendly Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara or a UTC whichever nearer. Take the MyKid application form. Fill in. Take queue number. Wait for your turn. Submit application. Wait There you have it. Say thanks now. Signing out... Ja ne~~~

Yours Truly finds that this is quite good.... Here you go... Qoute: "The whole business have tremendous teamwork at the top of the company which filters down tremendous teamwork throughout the company. And teamwork depends on trusting the others to come through with their part without watching them all the time Trusting that they are going to come thorugh with their parts"

Angyong Angyong Haseyo~~~~ Me loike~~~ Ahem

**Note Edit V1: Yay, my first post in year 2014. An improvement, No?** Anger & Regrets First post after so long and here I am trying to make amends to the things done that I now regret. Trying to make amends by writing a post in the long abandoned blog instead of making amends to the person involved. Wah lau eh, that is not right. But one got to start somewhere to build up the courage to make amends directly aye? Perhaps it is the way of my family of not showing much emotions. Probably gentle loving emotional outburst is considered as a no no and rough loud angry emotional outburst is considered the way to show care and love albeit a little rough and maybe sadistic. Anyway, more on that in the future upcoming post...Cough** Cough** To sum it up, this happens because of miscommunication and I should know better than to just lose my temper in anger and let loose those harsh words. Looks like I still have long way to go. Although I do believe that nothing can be solved by...

O proud death, What feast is toward in thine eternal cell, That thou so many princes at a shot So bloodily hast, struck?

For the uninitiated, double standard means: A rule or principle that is unfairly applied in different ways to different people or groups. Right, now that you know what double standard means. Here's a video from Namewee's Tokok series that is titled "Double Standard" Namewee Tokok 017 - Double Standard There you have it. A post about a video that talks about double standard.... And no, This is not because yours truly ran out of brain juice to blog about something. The heck. Who blogs nowadays anyway? Seriously???? Ja ne. Oyasuminasai. Good night and sweet dreams.....

Ok, so this is BenardCometh Revelations resident geek making an appearance after the prolonged period of absence. Today's topic is on SEO or you call it Search Engine Optimization. A simple search using Google will show you one fact. There is a hell lot of people claiming to be experts on SEO. SEO this and SEO that. Do this and that. Pay me and I give ya awesomest SEO. You get the gist. So, what really is SEO or you call it Search Engine Optimization? Wikipedia term it as: Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process of affecting the visibility of a website or a web page in a search engine's "natural" or un-paid ("organic") search results. BenardCometh Revelations Resident Geek term it as: Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process to make sure your website kick all other websites' arses to the moon and back. Anyway, what are considered good SEO practices? So, what are good SEO practices? Tips? Well, according to yours tru...

Seriously, Tsunami Cina? Still racially related? Divide and rule? The followings quoted from Teh Tarik Gelas Besar's post . Please read and digest. Original Post 1. Semasa saya mengundi, kawan-kawan Melayu saya marah dan perli-perli saya mengundi DAP.  2. Ramai pengundi Cina turun. Orang Cina sudah tidak lagi pasif dalam politik Malaysia. Mereka bersuara mahukan perubahan.  3. Kita dikatakan sudah mengalami politik polarisasi, masyarakat Cina sokong pembangkang, Melayu sokong Barisan Nasional. Ini tidak tepat.  4. Buktinya, Kelantan masih kekal PR dan Terengganu cuma beza dua kerusi dari BN. Ini buktinya.  5. Di Bandar Tun Razak, Abdul Khalid Ibrahim menewaskan Tan Kok Eng dengan majoriti 10,000 undi. Khalid Ibrahim ni Cina ke? Tan Kok Eng ni Melayu ke?  6. Di Pandan, Rafizi Ramli membelasah Gary Lim dengan majoriti 26,700 undi. Rafizi ni Cina ke? Gary Lim ni Melayu ke?  7. Dan, kalau Melayu sokong BN dan Cina sokong pembangkang, ...

There might just be a post with the same title but yours truly can't really remember due to the sheer time spent "abandoning" this blog. Anyway, It is true that you need to be passionate in whatever that you do. It shows. So please to at least learn to show some passion even though you are not happy or don't like what you are doing. I am sure you are able to brainwash yourself into believing that you do like what you are doing. By doing that , it will subconsciously be displayed in the things that you are doing. So there. Be passionate bout what you are doing. Be a man/woman Do the right thing... Have Passion Will Travel or in this case... Have Passion Will Succeed.... That coming from someone who have not succeeded yet... Like hell I know shit... Ahem~~~

OMG Yours Truly thinks he is rusty already. Used to be able to just type with ease and churn out lotsa posts. But now, have been starting at the screen for like 5 minutes and don't know what to write. Hence decide to write about the situation of being unable to write Which is also considered a post... Right??? There, you have been had. Thank you for still coming here. Ahem..... Signing out.... P/s: I am sure you don't want to know this but I have the urge to tell you anyway. This post is typed out while yours truly is doing his investment in Toire Inc aka Tandas Inc. Ahem.... There.

Alright, this post is supposed to be posted last year. But much has happened till yours truly don't have the time to post or rather don't have the mood to post. Oh well, what have I learned so far? One thing, Don't get comfortable and ever think that your company will be appreciative of you. Ok, that is two things. Anyway, don't expect to be appreciated. Just do what you are supposed to do and you will be off much happier. Really, and when the time comes or rather when the opportunity comes knocking. GO and don't stay. Loyalty doesn't mean anything these days. Worth nothing. Well, you get the gist. And oh, Yours Truly am promoted again. Twice in a three years span. Not bad huh? Woot!!!!!

So I was at the gym just now and after running like a hamster on the treadmill chasing after an imaginary carrot, yours truly decided to go to the sauna room. Great, nobody. Have the room all to myself.  Then comes in a guy with a bucket full of water. So that is where the bucket disappeared to. Anyway, this guy proceed to pour in water using the small scoop one at a time again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again until the bucket is almost half empty or half full if you are into that kind of perspective   That guy would have continued pouring the water one scoop at a time until the bucket is empty when I can't stand it anymore and said "Might as well pour the whole bucket ya know. Easier that way". Nobody here now will appreciate your hardworking attitude now.  Then he stopped pouring and look at me like I am a weird person and have mental problem like that and proceed to slowly put down the scoop and retreat to...

That is what it is. Dying a slow death. This blog of mine. Oh cruel cruel cruel world. OMG - Just 4 posts (Plus this is 5) in 2012!!!! One can perhaps see the trend already.  Oh blog of mine, Thy dying a slow and natural death, And the fault is mine. Or rather the fault lies within the very core of society. Or perhaps not. It's mine all along. Always have~~~ Always been~~~ Always will~~~ Or  Maybe not. Yours Truly will rectify this. Yes, He surely will. Wait for it. Oyasuminasai~~~

Most of the time, what one have to ask oneself is whether it is worth it or not? So is it worth it? Then again, worth is pretty subjective depending on individuals. Some might think it is worth it. Some might think not. So, how about you? Is it worth it? No? Yes? Only you have the answer to that~~~ Ja ne~~ Oyasumi~~ Nehan Shoja no Jutsu!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, What indeed are the secrets to happiness??? Happiness is the state of your mind. At the very least that is what yours truly thinks. You are what you think. And how to achieve that vital state of mind? By living within your means, you will be happy. By being positive everyday when you wake up and spread the positiveness around to make everyone happy. Yes, by helping other people you will also be happy. Don't believe it? Try helping other people without expecting anything in return then you will be happy. All in all POSITIVE THINKING is the key the main single most important secret to happiness. There you have it. And oh, Have a nice day And many more days ahead. Bless you.