BenardCometh Revelations

The following conversation is actually MSN chat between yours truly (B) and his friend (C) who felt that she is unfairly treated at work. ( Well, what's new? Those who never been unfairly treated at work is either the boss or the ass licker. So there. End of discussion ) C: I am being unfairly treated at work lah. So sien. B: Oh? How so? C: My assistant and I have to stay back every time the big boss decided to work overtime. B: That is normal since you are the secretary and all. C: But the thing is I am not even his secretary, I am from different department and the big boss actually have his own PA (Personal assistant), two somemore. B: Then, how come you are required to stay back and not them? They are supposed to be the PA right? C: That is why I say very unfair loh. Oh cruel cruel world. The reason given is that they are married and the have family and that because I am single so I have to stay back. B: WTF? Married got family, Single don't have family is i...

As quoted from DailyMail : He is barely four feet tall and looks even younger than his 13 years. Yet Alfie Patten has just become the proud father of a baby girl. The schoolboy was only 12 when his girlfriend Chantelle Stedman - who is 15 - conceived after a night of unprotected sex. The kid is just 12 when he decided to get kinky with his girlfriend who is 15 years old then BAM, he is a dad. Like seriously, 12 years old? Seriously fucked up stuff. And it gets better, 'I didn't think about how we could afford it. I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.  'I think we'll be good parents. I'll have to work extra hard at school.' 'We will prove to everyone that we can be, and give her a great future.' Sometimes gives the kid money and the kid says will work hard at school. WTF? By working hard at school, somehow you will have the money to support and raise a family? At the age of 13? People, this is what happen if yo...

Starting with B of course.... Why B? B is for Benard which means its awesome and good. So lets, see B for girls name aye? And of course you need to know the meaning. Here, a list of names starting with B and their meanings: Bailey Public Servant  (The heck you want to name your baby girl Bailey? Public Servant? Like seriously) Bambi  Child (This is still acceptable...Kinda) Barbra Strange (This is just weird...) Bathsheba  A Pledge (Sounds wild...) Battista  The Baptizer (Future Job guaranteed... =p) Beatrice She Who Blesses (Cool, now who needs church...ahem..) Becky The Ensnarer (Sounds Kinky...Ensnare...) Belinda Pretty (Let's see, **checking through list..Belinda...Belinda~~**) Belle/Bella  Beautiful (Let's see again, hmmmm..Belle/Bella~~~) Bess/Bettina Consecrated to God (Oh great, a Nun) Beth/Bethany  Worshiper of God (Amen) Beulah  She who is to be married  (People, name...

At the traffic light... Motorcycle accident... Collision with a car....... Please be careful while driving or riding....... Be alert on your surroundings also........ Yes, you are a good driver BUT others might not be....... So, be alert.... of your surroundings..... mmmmmkay~~~~ Accident

Can go and kiss my fragrance ass..... It's the third day now... And all they say is, I am sorry sir, normally Streamyx will be down for 24 hours only and in your case it might only be down till tomorrow. Tomorrow my fragrance ass. Arghhhhh....... Fuck it... Why O Why Streamyx you want to treat me like this.... Grrrrr.... Don't make me angry.... You don't like me when I am angry.... HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No kidding. Really Iphone DSLR where you can change the lens like a DSLR camera. See. Source So, there is this guy who have an Iphone and suddenly thought, hmmm why my Iphone camera can't change lens like my DSLR camera? Fuck it... I shall do something about this. Hence, he DIY it and the result is surprisingly good. Pictures all looks like its taken using a Lomo Camera. Lomography yo.. One Iphone DSLR Lomo Camera.  =p Go, check how the heck did he DIY it... One thing for sure, it would not be too "mobile" unless of course if he can fit it in his pockets. =p

I know its a bit late...but heck.. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! and wishing for the new year... HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010 May you have a prosperous new year 2010 Your lucky number is 4D =  6546 6D = 658763 Now, if you kena..Remember me ah...Ahem..

In case you haven't seen it yet. Head over to Razor TV to watch the 5 interviews of Gary Ng with Razor TV (Links below). Heck you might realise that he is your friend by the way then probably you can join him in his conquest... Ahem... Gary Ng Interview 1 - Meeting with Singapore Edison Chen Gary Ng Interview 2 - Women wants to be filmed by me Gary Ng Interview 3 - Tales from the Gary Ng files Gary Ng Interview 4 - Fans call me Dr Love Gary Ng Interview 5 - Gary Ng vs the Law P/s: If you don't know who Gary Ng of the Singapore Edison fame...Then you must be living under a rock or something. Ahem~~~~