BenardCometh Revelations

So I was at the gym just now and after running like a hamster on the treadmill chasing after an imaginary carrot, yours truly decided to go to the sauna room. Great, nobody. Have the room all to myself.  Then comes in a guy with a bucket full of water. So that is where the bucket disappeared to. Anyway, this guy proceed to pour in water using the small scoop one at a time again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again until the bucket is almost half empty or half full if you are into that kind of perspective   That guy would have continued pouring the water one scoop at a time until the bucket is empty when I can't stand it anymore and said "Might as well pour the whole bucket ya know. Easier that way". Nobody here now will appreciate your hardworking attitude now.  Then he stopped pouring and look at me like I am a weird person and have mental problem like that and proceed to slowly put down the scoop and retreat to...

***The following conversation happens in a Facebook chat which inspires Yours Truly to blog about it. Another blog post to cheat all your readers out there..... After so long..... M: I cannot send mms lar. Not much of my friends uses whatsapp lar B: Oh? How come? Can send some sms request to your provider for them to send you the sms settings what. M: Already but my service provider sucks. Real time. I already call them to change from 1GB to 3GB lar. B: Like that should be ok liao. Maybe got service interruption. M: 1GB is not enough for me to use lar. Have to use 3GB. I only do minimal usage jek. B: Oh? Is it? What you use your broadband for? M: Oh, I just use for Whatsapp, Facebook, Surf net, Youtube, downloading songs, etc, etc, etc..... Why?? Why??? Why??? Why is not enough I also don't know. B: -_-" - End of Conversation -  *** Names have been changed to protect the endangered species. And the chat might be modified a bit to spice things up but the ...

So, Yours Truly succumbed to the dark side by signing up to a gym membership recently. And at the suggestion panel at the gym: Got one member tries to be funny/creative and gets a Angry Bird reply.... Wah Hiang~~~ Snort~~Snort~~ Then, got one member feels lazy to ask long question. So the trying to be funny staff replies Aiseh, Seriously, funny stuffs on the suggestion panel. There are more. Not only on the suggestion panel, there are also funny stories I heard while bathing at the men's locker. Not sure why people have to talk to each other even when they are bathing though.  But then, that is another story for another time. Ja ne...... =)

Dear all HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2011 Year of the Wabbit Rabbit!!!! Yours Truly am going to drive back to Sibu for the CNY in a few hours time~~~ If you don't know what or where is Sibu Shame on you Go find Sibu related posts in my previous posts **Yes, am shamelessly promoting my posts..Ahem** ........................................................ .............................. ................ .... . . . . . . . . . . . . And Presenting The Wabbit Rabbit In the Year of the Rabbit ...................................... .................. .......... .... .. . . . . . . . . . . The Wabbi t Rabbit See, BenardCometh Revelations always reveals something new and educational Very the beneficial leh following this blog Come, don't be shy now. Announce yourself and add to my minions readers' count .............................................. ............................... .............. ..... .. . ...

So the story goes that Facebook will be closed down on the 15th of March 2011. For those who are living under a rock and don't know what Facebook is then go google it up. If you don't know Google then just forget it.... My fault. =) Anyway, back to the focus of this post. Facebook is closing down forever on the 15th March 2011. Apparently Mark Zuckerberg is tired of Facebook and that it has ruin his life or something. Too stressful wor. So, after March 15th 2011, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently deleted.  ......................................................................................................... ............................................. .................. ......... ..... ... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . YEAH RIGHT Do you think that Mark Zuckerberg will shut down Facebook just because it is affecting his life? That it has become too stressful to manage? Too much money to manage until stressed out is it? ...

Like Seriously...... Normally rubber chicks would be preferred for those loner I guess. But heck, you can even get wooden chicks in KL. Woot... =p There, Now you know where to go if you need some wooden chicks. Ahem~~~

The following conversation is actually MSN chat between yours truly (B) and his friend (C) who felt that she is unfairly treated at work. ( Well, what's new? Those who never been unfairly treated at work is either the boss or the ass licker. So there. End of discussion ) C: I am being unfairly treated at work lah. So sien. B: Oh? How so? C: My assistant and I have to stay back every time the big boss decided to work overtime. B: That is normal since you are the secretary and all. C: But the thing is I am not even his secretary, I am from different department and the big boss actually have his own PA (Personal assistant), two somemore. B: Then, how come you are required to stay back and not them? They are supposed to be the PA right? C: That is why I say very unfair loh. Oh cruel cruel world. The reason given is that they are married and the have family and that because I am single so I have to stay back. B: WTF? Married got family, Single don't have family is i...

***Note: Names are substituted with just an alphabet to protect the endangered species. C is a friend and B is Yours Truly. The conversation might have been modified to emphasize on the point but generally the essence of the conversation is maintained. You get my point. ------------------------ Conversation 3 ------------------------ C: Eh, Can help me harvest my Farmville or not? I go travelling leh.  B: Just one day don't harvest cannot ah? Don't want lar, I don't play Farmville. Farmville is evil mmkay. C: Why you say Farmville is evil???? Huh??? ***Defensive mode kicks in*** B: Because of the fact that people will get addicted to it and everyday routinely zombie-like go and harvest their farm in Farmville wasting their time over something virtual. And all addicting stuffs are evil because one cannot control oneself once addicted. C: Eh, who says I am addicted to Farmville??? I am not addicted to Farmville lar. I can stop playing whenever I want. ...

***Note: Names are substituted with just an alphabet to protect the endangered species. E is a friend and B is Yours Truly. The conversation might have been modified to emphasize on the point but generally the essence of the conversation is maintained. You get my point. ------------------------ Conversation 2 ------------------------ E: Oi, yesterday the blue screen come visiting me lar. B: Oh? What happened? E: I think my thumbdrive corrupted lar. I cannot find a folder that I had before inside but all other folder still there lah. The folder is not visible lah. B: Oh? Maybe its hidden gua. E: Hidden? How to see hidden file? B: First go to your thumbdrive then go to Tools > Folder Options > View > Show Hidden File and voila you can see hidden files. E: Eh, no boh. Only go Error Checking, Defragmentation, and Backup boh. I right click mah. B: Don't right click, go to your thumbdrive, open it then go to the top menu then go to Tools > Folder Options > View > Show H...

***Note: Names are substituted with just an alphabet to protect the endangered species. E is a friend and B is Yours Truly. The conversation might have been modified to emphasize on the point but generally the essence of the conversation is maintained. You get my point. ------------------------ Conversation 1 ------------------------ E: Eh, I need to find a midi sound lar. How to find? B: Go ask Uncle Google E: Already but all images lar. I want sound. How leh? B: Go Google search the keyword "midi sound download" E: You mean I have to do search???? Google can search??? B: YES!!!! You have to DO SEARCH using Google and Oh yes Google can search and definitely yes you have to click the search button after you typed in the keyword. E: Oh, I see I see. B: -_-" ***Side note: Oh yes, I can foresee new hit T-Shirt Series  T-Shirt 1 T-Shirt 2 T-Shirt 3 T-Shirt 4 T-Shirt 5 ***Yet another side note: Please note that this post is not post...

By NameWee.... Si Beh Hao leh... Nice Song and Funny What? Don't believe ah.... See for yourself loh. Si Beh Hao, Rite....

Credit Cards, either you love it or hate it or maybe a love and hate affair. There are pros and cons of using credit cards but ultimately it depends on the users themselves how their credit cards are utilized. Anyway, I reckon guys would have more credit cards compared to girls not because guys earns more but because guys are easily seduced or coaxed in applying for credit cards regardless they will use the cards or not. I believe most of you have already experienced being approached by the credit card sales team and basically knows how they sell the cards or influence you into applying for one. Nowadays, it is more to seduction or pity tactic to coax you into applying for the cards. When they cannot influence you into believing that the cards will be of tremendous benefits to you, they will resolve to pity tactic as in asking for help to fulfill their quota in a pitiful manner. And most of the time they know how to choose their victims. Like I said, guys are more easily influe...

Where is my fucking shark's fin? I want my shark's fin!!!!!!! This is seriously hilarious. Where is my shark's fin????!!!!@!#$%$$$ Seriously, there is a lot of "special" people out there. =p

is a place near Sarikei. Jakar also have the same pronunciation as Zakar. In case you don't know, Zakar means Penis aka Dick. And it so happens that the mascot/logo of Jakar have resemblance to Zakar. Ahem. Really and I am not shitting you. See for yourself. Jakar Real creativity at work here. Ahem.

Part of Chinese Culture????? Are you sure~~~~????? Hmmmm I might be wrong or mistaken but that certainly looks like modern dance/sexy dance/non-traditional Chinese dance. Since when that becomes part of Chinese culture????? Well, maybe I don't know Chinese culture that well. I should go over and learn the Chinese culture. Not dance. Maybe ogle. Yeah, by ogling will help learn the culture faster. Ahem.  Shake Yer Bomm Bomm Shake Yer Bomm Bomm Excuse me. I shall take my leave now.  Although I am a "banana", I still need to learn the Chinese culture mmmmkay. p/s: Joking aside, I am driving back to Sibu tomorrow. So, BenardCometh Revelations might be full of spiderwebs when I am back again. Heck, there might be some spiders crawling about during my absence. Kampua and Gong Pia, here I come.

This needs no explanation. Source: Google Image

Alright, I might be flamed by the Singaporeans or Singaporean wannabes for this post but what the heck. Why I say horny Singaporeans? Well, see for yourself. Got proof some more leh. Horny-ness See, I did not make this up. Singaporeans ARE a bunch of horny people if I should say so myself. Ahem. Then again, there is something I don't understand. If Singaporeans are a bunch of horny people, how come got such news regarding the birthrate not enough to cover the aging population leh? Quoted: Singapore's birth rate, at 1.19 births per couple, became the lowest in the history of this ultramodern state. What this means is, should present trends continue, Singapore, incredibly, is shrinking. To be sure, the city-state has no monopoly on baby-deficit disorder syndrome: It's pervasive throughout the region and in other locales. Source Apart from the immediate concerns, a longer-term challenge is getting more Singaporean couples to have more babies. At the Rally, Mr Lee said Singapo...

Is also one funny guy. Is This Gay? Saddest Handjob In America Damn hilarious mmmmmkay?

Yeah?  What'chu mean No Smoking?

You know you played one too many DOTA games aka too much DOTA when,   Godlike Answer You answered the question "Internet Literacy" with your own custom made answer "Godlike" as if the " High" answer cannot emphasize enough how pro you are. And that you are not a Noob. Typical DOTA Player  OK, make that Typical Addicted DOTA Player (Not wanting to offend the normal DOTA players. They DO come in the thousands ya know) Ahem. p/s: Please refrain from playing DOTA for one month if you find yourself having the above said symptom. It could be lethal mmmmmkay. =p