Too Much DOTA

You know you played one too many DOTA games aka too much DOTA when,

 Godlike Answer

You answered the question "Internet Literacy" with your own custom made answer "Godlike" as if the "High" answer cannot emphasize enough how pro you are.

And that you are not a Noob.

Typical DOTA Player 

OK, make that Typical Addicted DOTA Player

(Not wanting to offend the normal DOTA players. They DO come in the thousands ya know)

Ahem.

p/s: Please refrain from playing DOTA for one month if you find yourself having the above said symptom. It could be lethal mmmmmkay. =p