BenardCometh Revelations

Why Adultery? Now, it is a common perception that only men commit adultery. However, that perception is flawed because women commit adultery as well. So, adultery is not specific to men but also women. Brings a new meaning to equality of genders aye. Before we go further, a little bit of explanation on what exactly defines adultery. According to Wikipedia, "Adultery is voluntary sexual intercourse (including oral sex) between a married person and one who is not his or her spouse." There, that clearly define what is adultery. Done with the introduction, the question now is WHY ADULTERY? (The following is purely what I think and not necessarily is the truth) (A) For the FUN and EXCITEMENT of it. Those who commit adultery thinks that it is fun and exciting to do the forbidden. Some enjoy the process of doing it and to them it gives them meaning to life. (B) To find the long lost FEELING. This might happen when there is no more sparks/fire in the relationship or marriage. Thus, t...

***Notes*** Got this hilarious pictures/illustration from email sent to me. Don't know who is the artist though. Credits to whoever you are for the pictures. Untrained guys that's it. In the following pictures are reasons why "untrained" guys should not go near babies. Ever. It's a comparison of do and don't when "handling" babies. Reason 1 Guys are very particular/perfectionist A drop on the skin is not enough. Have to use tongue to test whether the milk is hot or not ok. Reason 2 Guys are very thoughtful Put in the cradle is not suitable, later catch cold how? Have to put in the drawer mah. Better Reason 3 Guys are very playful Hold so near where got fun. Have to throw as high as possible = FUN Reason 4 Guys are very cheerful Must make baby smile. If baby won't smile, have to "force" baby to smile Reason 5 Guys are very strong Normal lift like that like a sissy. No, just lift by the head. Strong. Hugaa hugaa Reason 6 Guys are very cre...

Yours Truly have always loved to eat clam. Or is it oyster? Those local oyster-ish and clam-ish thing. I believe in Cantonese it is called "Si Ham". However, I might be wrong. Just might. =p Anyway, the clam that I am referring to is this. clam Now, I am going to show you a simple way how to prepare this simple dish. Get some clam/oyster/si ham. (Obviously you will need this ingredient.) First, you will have to boil the clam in hot water to "force" the shell to open. Then, after that cool it down with cool running water. You will notice that the clam would open its "mouth". "mouth open" (depth of field yo) After that proceed to open the shell and pick out the clam meat. It seems tedious but have patience my young padawan. Then you will eventually get a whole lot of clam meat. open the shell remove the meat clam meat From there, heat up your wok/pan. Pour some olive oil and add in some cubbed garlic and stir-fry until the smell is good. After that...

***Note*** After the stolen laptop case , it is time for replacement. Got myself a second hand ACER Aspire 5502. Upgraded the RAM. Pheonix , you will be remembered. And the bastard thief, know that you will be cursed for eternity. May you live forever. One of the downside of owning a laptop is the lack of upgrade options. The most upgradeable stuff would be the hard disk drive and the memory module (RAM). Normally it is not advisable to do the upgrades yourself unless you know what you are doing. For the basic upgrades for laptops such as hard disk drives and RAM, it is quite easy to do. Yours Truly am going to show how to upgrade the memory module(RAM) on an ACER Aspire 5502 laptop. Basically all laptop have the same general component structure so it will be the same with any laptop. The ACER aspire 5502 comes with a 512MB DDR2 RAM (2 pieces of 256MB DDR2 RAM) due to the nature of the dual channel that can be utilized. An overview of ACER Aspire 5502. Flip over to the back and you wi...

Tagged by Nux . So I don't really have a choice here. Read forced . Afterall this is the very first tag I got from her. Woot, virgin tag. ;p Here goes nothing..... ~~Begin Copy~~ This is the easy way and the fastest way to : 1. Make your Authority Technorati explode. 2. Increase your Google Page Rank. 3. Get more traffic to your blog. 4. Makes more new friends. Rules : 1. Start copy from "Begin Copy" until "End Copy" to your blog. 2. Put your own blog name and link. 3. Tag your friends as much as you can. 1. Picturing of Life 2. Juliana's Site 3. Hazel-My Life, My Hope, My Future. 4. Jeanne-The Callalily Space 5. Shower Your Children With Love - The Right Way 6. Life's a journey, not a destination 7. Simple Life 8. Life is beautiful; Life is love 9. This is a miracle... 10. Project Heavy Traffic 11. UTOPIA 12. BenardCometh Revelations ~~End Copy~~ So, I am suppose to pass this on. Who else to pass if not the ones on my link list, rite? So I will pass th...

One fine afternoon while working diligently, Yours Truly heard a commotion outside the window. Upon investigating, the commotion is caused by some birds. It seems that the birds are having a party from the looks of it. However, things turn sour and the birds leave one after the other. As the saying goes, "A Picture is worth a Thousand Words" so I will just let the pictures do the talking. The Birds Birds starting to leave A bird realize that someone is peeping and threaten to .................................................................... .......................................... ...................... .............. ........ ..... ... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . commit SUICIDE However after much persuasion (Yours Truly can be quite persuasive at times) Mr. Birdy agrees that there is more life. Life is precious and that there are more things to life than just partying pecking and flying. Things such as ........................... .............. ...... ... . . . ....

***Updates*** Thanks to 3Point8 for asking and I realized the mistake. The full command for the conversion should be " convert [drive letter] /fs:ntfs". My bad for forgetting to type in the convert part. Happy Converting then. The post edited. ***Notes*** For those who does not understand the title then it is highly probable that you will not be using this how to or do not even bother at all. For the health freaks, they might think that FAT32 is something they have to avoid. And no, FAT32 does not mean that there are 32 types of FAT. NTFS does not mean Need To Freaking Speed also. Now, for those who understand at least what FAT32 and NTFS means, lets move on to the converting of FAT32 to NTFS. First of all, check whether your file system is in FAT32 or NTFS. To do this, right click on your hard disk drive and click on properties. The file system is FAT32 After you confirmed what type of file system you have and you still to convert to NTFS, then you will need to run comma...

I believe that most people would encounter situation where their manager is an ASS at least once at a point in their career. Correct me if I am wrong. Now, how to identify whether your manager is an ASS ? From the conversation I had with a considerable amount of people, I can safely list out 10 signs your manager is an ASS . So, normally if you see more than 1 sign 5 signs in the list in your manager then sorry to say that your manager is an ASS . So, here goes the 10 signs your manager is an ASS . Sign 1 : Gives unreasonable orders This means UNREASONABLE orders. I know you know what I mean by that. Sign 2 : Live in the past Keep on bringing past issues to compare with and keep on talking about the things in the past. Sign 3 : No initiative to upgrade knowledge/skills Always says that it is impossible to learn anymore due to the age factor and also the busy factor. Sign 4 : Condemn everyone Nobody can perform up to the expectation or everyone is not qualified enough except for sel...

Personally I would think that it is very mean to rub salt into the wound. But in this case a little bit won't hurt I guess. Got this circulating in emails, I repeat, got it from email and I am NOT the author. Seems that there is this guy who is unemployed and seeks employment. Resume Date prepared: 8 March 2008 (12.00 am) Personal Particular Name: Samy Vellu Age: 72 Sex: Male Race: Please see my name Correspondence address: Kementerian Kerjaraya, Putra Jaya. ( Not valid after 10 March 2008) Contact Number: N/A Highest Education LCE @ Sijil Rendah Pelajaran Malaysia (SRP) Working Experience As work minister for 30 years MIC leader for 30 years Achievement: Increase Toll fee & set up new toll Proposal to solve Parliament building water leakage issue- (Project failed due to technical error, not my fault) Proposal to Solve traffic congestion in Penang bridge by introducing Helicopter to lift the break down / accident car ( Project cancel due to technical error, not my fault) Won...

Know what is a Filler Post? Ever watched anime? Then you should be familiar with the term Filler Episodes which means episodes of the anime that does not really have any meaning other than to just fill up the time until the "real" episode comes out. (More than often, this is another way they can make the anime longer and at the same time earn more.) Anime is a term used for Japanese Cartoons. Don't ask me why but that is what it has been since the beginning of time and shall be called anime till the end of time. Anyway, some of you might have guessed already what a Filler Post means. If you still do not understand then ask and you shall receive. There's this saying that goes " It is better to be a fool for 5 minutes than a fool forever". So, here is it the Filler Post. Yours Truly have created a simple banner for a player in an online text-based game. The following is the banner. ............................................................ .....................

Went to dinner just now and found something amusing. Well, I am very easy to be amused. Anyway, what is wrong with the following picture? ...................................................................................... .......................................................... ........................................ ...................... ................ ......... .... .. . . . . . . . . This Lepas Pakai Tolong Tarik Tali (Please Pull Rope After Use) ..................................... ...................... ............. ....... .. . . . . . . . But ho, Mana Itu Tali? Tarik mana? (Where is the Rope?) Told you already that I am easily amused.

*** Updates: Don't contact the phone number as Mr. Daniel is not working there anymore *** ***Updates: Go ahead, contact the stated contact number if you want to know more*** ***Note*** First, I am not paid to post this so it is not considered paid post. I agreed to post this up to help out. See, I am a nice guy after all. Second, money is not always the most important thing you know. Yeah right, keep on dreaming . Anyway, some of you might know the reason why I enabled moderation on this tiny blog of mine. However, I think my level of English comprehension is not too bad. I mean, at least some of you can understand what I am trying to say in each post right? Am I right or am I right? Yep, you don't really have a choice here . That aside, Me is think me ingeris is not beri bad. Me ingeris can speaking like england england. Me got aso the kuahlification aso. You is not believe? Me pass the JLPT Level 4. Ha, how is that for me ingeris kuahlification? Me speaking ping pang hiang...

***Note*** I have submitted my resignation letter last Friday. Am giving 3 months notice because there are responsibilities that I need to settle and not to mention to give the management time to find my replacement. I am very the responsible wan . It is suffice to say that the current job doesn't really offer much career development and experience. Apparently the management does not view human resource as important till to the point it is neglected. That is the main reason for the abnormally HIGH turnover of employees I suppose. Yours Truly just realized that this year is a leap year. Which means only happens once every 4 years. Which means there are 29 days in February. Which means it is so totally uncool for those who are born exactly on 29th February because you only get to celebrate your birthday once every 4 years. Wait, on a second thought, being born on 29th February is not as bad as it seems. Well, you only age a year every 4 years. Lets say you are 28 years old now, so t...