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A Normal Puppy Day

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Woof The name is Xiao Pu Dian or you can call me by my "ang moh" name Small Pudding As you can see, I am relaxing on my master's thigh while on the look out for any signs of threat or hostility. I am after all a guard dog despite my size mmmmkay Don't tell this to my master but he has one big fat thigh lar. I am trying my best to maintain my balance here Back to work. I am very dedicated and ever ready to serve my master. Die enemies.....Die X-Ray Vision ooo~~ la la~~~ Better get off his fat thigh Watch out~~~ Here I come to save the day~~~ Uawarghhh~~ Being Guard Dog is hard work mmmkay Blu~~~Blu~~~Blu~~~ Making faces at my master when he is not looking Must~~~~ Not~~~~ Sleep~~~~ I can lick my nose~~ See??? Now Kids, Before crossing the road~~~ Please look to your right And to your Left and Right again (Just cross the damn road when there is no car) Dear Master, can I get off work early? P...

Farmville is Evil

***Note: Names are substituted with just an alphabet to protect the endangered species. C is a friend and B is Yours Truly. The conversation might have been modified to emphasize on the point but generally the essence of the conversation is maintained. You get my point. ------------------------ Conversation 3 ------------------------ C: Eh, Can help me harvest my Farmville or not? I go travelling leh.  B: Just one day don't harvest cannot ah? Don't want lar, I don't play Farmville. Farmville is evil mmkay. C: Why you say Farmville is evil???? Huh??? ***Defensive mode kicks in*** B: Because of the fact that people will get addicted to it and everyday routinely zombie-like go and harvest their farm in Farmville wasting their time over something virtual. And all addicting stuffs are evil because one cannot control oneself once addicted. C: Eh, who says I am addicted to Farmville??? I am not addicted to Farmville lar. I can stop playing whenever I want. ...

Meow

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Went to Hari Raya visiting and at one house, there is this shy cat. Can only take its picture after being "deadlocked" by its owner. If I remembered correctly, its name is COCO. Meow~~~~~ Meow

Virgin Bleeding Experience

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Of which what I mean is blood donation experience. What were you thinking just now? I have to admit that of my 26 years of existence on Earth up until now, I have never donated any of my blood before. Well, if you count the blood donated to mosquitoes and leeches then this is not my virgin attempt. Anyway, two weeks ago if my memory doesn't fails me, yours truly went to this place that have this blood donation campaign. So, that is considerably yours truly virgin attempt to donate blood. To fellow homo sapiens that is. So, off I go to register for the blood donation together with my friends. Good things must share mmmmmkay and afterall blood donation is for a noble cause so of course I need to influence my friends to go also. Or was it the other way around where my friends have to literally peel me off the pillar I am hugging in a futile attempt to escape from donating blood asks me to go. Regardless the details, the important thing is that yours truly donated blood. That's...

Blue Screen

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***Note: Names are substituted with just an alphabet to protect the endangered species. E is a friend and B is Yours Truly. The conversation might have been modified to emphasize on the point but generally the essence of the conversation is maintained. You get my point. ------------------------ Conversation 2 ------------------------ E: Oi, yesterday the blue screen come visiting me lar. B: Oh? What happened? E: I think my thumbdrive corrupted lar. I cannot find a folder that I had before inside but all other folder still there lah. The folder is not visible lah. B: Oh? Maybe its hidden gua. E: Hidden? How to see hidden file? B: First go to your thumbdrive then go to Tools > Folder Options > View > Show Hidden File and voila you can see hidden files. E: Eh, no boh. Only go Error Checking, Defragmentation, and Backup boh. I right click mah. B: Don't right click, go to your thumbdrive, open it then go to the top menu then go to Tools > Folder Options > View > Show H...

RPK Speaks His Mind - Altantuya Statutory Declaration

Hmmmmmmm,