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Greetings, This is the resident chef of BenardCometh Revelations making another round of appearance again after a long absence. This post supposed to be created before the Chinese New Year so that the Pork Floss Spring Roll can be served to those visiting your house during Chinese New Year. DIY yo. Anyway, the Pork Floss Spring Roll makes perfect snack to be eaten any time of the day. Now, I am going to show all of you how to make the Pork Floss Spring Roll yourselves. The ingredients needed are: Spring Roll Pastry Egg White Pork Floss First of all, separate the egg yolk and the egg white as you are going to use the egg white only. There are a few ways to do this, I will leave that to your own creative imagination. Take out the spring roll pastry and separate em sheet by sheet. The Spring Roll Pastry Spring Roll Pastry Sheets The Spring Roll Pastry sheets are highly customizable depending on your preferences. In this case I cut it into square sheet pieces. Proceed to put some pork fl...

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR  2009   Wishing all of you the best of health and wealth Money Come Money Come Fatt ar!!!! Huat ar!!!

Just read the following stuff that is way funny. Damn funny mmmmmkay. Directly quoted: The Umno ‘Wow Factor’ A farmer named Lakbir Singh was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture in Bolehland when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young Malay man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Lakbir looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digi...

Yours Truly should have learned a lesson by now judging from the previous post titled Avoid Pizza Hut Seafood Lasagna . But Nooo~~~, Yours Truly still want to drag his itchy ass to Pizza Hut again after being seduced/tempted by the new pizza illustration. Darn, yours truly should have known better. Franchise mah, sure when one branch suck, all will follow the suck-ness. Franchise mah. The new pizza from Pizza Hut is the Golden Fortune Cheesy Crown with the so called toppings of prawns, tuna, crabsticks, and pineapples and surrounded by golden rings stuffed with cheese. Golden Fortune Cheesy Crown Looks delicious and very tempting right? But in reality, oh I feel cheated. Kena cheated. If differ a bit still understandable but this much difference is really too insulting. Oh the deception. *Real* Golden Fortune Cheesy Crown What? The Pizza Hut people secretly hoping that all the customers are stupid is it? Or maybe blind? If blind then perhaps something like that would go unnoticed. Damn...

Yeah right. Buy Malaysian Good lor. If the biggest spender in Malaysia aka the Gah Var Men not going to lead by example, who else would be convinced to follow? It's like when you are obese and you give advice to people on how to keep fit by eating vegetables while you are going to KFC. Does that makes any sense? Somewhere along that line I am sure you agree with what I am trying to say here. Ahem. Yours truly better not rant to much. Very dangerous. I still love my fat ass very much to let it rot somewhere. Anyway, the idea of buying Malaysian Good is good since it will help the local businesses which will in turn help the economy. Help sustain it a bit. So, who to target? Aside from the biggest spender in the country, ahem, there is also one category of spender who will make significant contribution to the Buy Malaysian Goods campaign. Housewives. Yep, your mother. Or maybe probably there will be househusbands also. But the point here is that in most families, the housewife aka...

This might be an old news but I am pretty sure some of you out there don't know of this news yet. Directly quoted: A 79-year-old Roman Catholic nun pleaded no contest Monday to indecent behavior with a child for alleged sexual encounters with two male students at a church convent and school where she was principal during the 1960s. Kobs said the nun told him in 1965, when he was 13, to open the buttons of her habit, but he was shaking so badly he could not do so. He said she then unbuttoned her clothing and had him touch her breasts, the complaint said. The first incident was followed by 60 to 80 others, including two involving sexual intercourse, it said. St. Patrick said he had sexual contact with the nun more than 100 times, beginning when he was in seventh grade. At least one incident involved sexual intercourse, the complaint said. Source Oh well, If the nun looks like the following picture, I am sure no one would complain. At least the guys wont. Ahem Sexy Nun ...

Say Don't Want Kata Tak Nak Quit Smoking: 1800-438-2000 SMOKING IS BAD mmmmkayyyyyy This public service awareness is brought to you by BenardCometh Revelation.  Remember, Don't Drink and Drive and IF you MUST smoke, buy the type that don't have such ugly ass illustration .