BenardCometh Revelations

***Note*** Please be warned that the following contain graphics that may or may not make you lose appetite. Any occurrence of such said condition will be solely at your own risk. Another point to note. The following pictures are from unknown author hence proper credit can't be addressed. I am a firm believer of giving credits to where it is due. Ahem. Legal plagiarism yo. So, credits to the owner. Ahem. This series of brown recluse spider bite wound pictures has been in circulation for quite sometime already I think but since I just got it so I assume there are still lots of you who have not seen the pictures. First of all, ladies and gentlemen. This is a brown recluse spider or so it says in the email. Brown Recluse Spider Looks like your ordinary house spider eh. Now kids, don't go and get yourself bitten by spiders and hope that you will become Spiderman or something. That is wrong. Even if that is possible, you are better off to go and get bitten by Bill Gates or Warren Buf...

WISHING ALL OF YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS It is Christmas Eve. What are your plans? Caroling all night long? Countdown with lots of booze? Whatever your poison/preferences, BenardCometh Revelations wishes all of you a happy and blessed Christmas. Stay safe, Stay Sober. Ahem. No, Christmas is not the time for you to wait for Santa Claus and demand gifts. That includes demanding gifts from your parents you greedy brats. And Christmas is no excuse for you to get wasted at some local pub/bar in an alcohol infused frenzy. (Though I have no objections to that. Amen) Christmas is actually celebrated to mark the birth of Jesus Christ. There you have it, the truth. Not some over commercialized hocus pocus. Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle all the way........

Oh well, As simple it may seems, there are still people asking me how the heck one install fonts, extra fonts that they found or downloaded from the Internet. Thus, this post comes into existence. Tadahhhhh!!!!! Why install new fonts? Simply for the fact that one can have those decorated fonts installed for their own preferences. Or maybe one found the ultimate font that outshines, outperform, and out-whatever-you-prefer the default fonts. One font to conquer em all so to speak. However, please remember to always use professional fonts for professional use. I am sure you do not want to use decorated fonts in your resume and send for job applications, do you? Anyway, back to the post. How to install new fonts in your computer/pc/laptop. Please bear in mind that this how-to is aimed for Microsoft platform since all of those who asked are using Windows. Ahem. (If you want to install fonts in other operating systems. Ask and maybe thou shall receive. =p) First of all, please go and get the...

Recently I noticed that different areas of a mall's car park in Kuching are labeled with alphabets followed by numbers such as F3 with illustration that suppose to illustrate the alphabets. For example F for Fish. It is a good method for remembering aside from helping the kids to learn their alphabets. How considerate. However, there is just one small problem that will be mentioned later. Some of the labels that I manage to take picture of are: C for Cow D for Dinosaur E for Elephant F for Fish Oh yes. F for Fish. There is just one small problem that is very misleading. Especially for small kids. Ahem. That is a whale. A WHALE is not a FISH . A WHALE is a MAMMAL. (OMG, I am so nerdy....) Remember now kids, a whale is NOT a FISH. A Whale is a MAMMAL . F for Fish should be illustrated like the following: F for FISH p/s: Oh yeah, I am very the artistic one. Oh well, you get the idea.

Just read the news on the government spending RM70 million to retrain jobless graduates. GRADUATES. Quoted from theStar Online. RM70 million to Retrain Jobless Graduates The Government has approved a RM70mil grant to retrain 10,000 unemployed graduates, said Human Resources Minister Datuk Dr S. Subramaniam. He said the grant would be used to train them in skills like communication, language and creative thinking. “Some have good qualifications but their hurdle is language. So, we want to train them in English,” he said. “We want to make our unemployed graduates more marketable,” he said. What the !@!#!#!$!%$!%!% ??? Why waste more money on retraining those unemployed GRADUATES. They are GRADUATES from universities meaning that they should already have the skills and knowledge needed in their respective fields less the experience. Oh, wait. The retrain is just to train and brush up their English. In that case, that is PERFECTLY alright. NOT. That is NOT alright. Why keep on spending mon...

Are you still using Internet Explorer as your default browser to browse the Internet? It's about time that you try other browsers such as FireFox and Chrome. I would recommend Firefox though. Heck, anything is better than Internet Explorer. Why? Well, if you have no knowledge about the many bugs and flaws that infests Internet Explorer, this is another reason why. Serious Security Flaws Found in Internet Explorer Users of Microsoft's Internet Explorer are being urged by experts to switch to a rival until a serious security flaw has been fixed. The flaw in Microsoft's Internet Explorer could allow criminals to take control of people's computers and steal their passwords, internet experts say. Microsoft says it has detected attacks against IE 7.0 but said the "underlying vulnerability" was present in all versions of the browser. Other browsers, such as Firefox, Opera, Chrome, Safari, are not vulnerable to the flaw Microsoft has identified. "...

Cats, Kittens, Felines hates me, I don't know why. But it seems that I have fate with cats since there have been few encounters with em such as described in the previous post. Recently I encountered an extremely cute kitteh and it seems to develop a liking to yours truly which is quite surprising given the history I had with felines. So, what to do when a kitteh develop a liking to you? Why, manipulate the kitteh of course as LOLCat or in this case LOLKitteh and make it into a short story. Can I Haz Food Plz  Pretty Plz?  Give Me!!!!! Damnit!! No?  I Iz Sad  I Ignore You  Grrr, I iz Angry There, end of manipulation. Now, excuse me cuz I have a kitteh to torture I have something of utmost importance to do.