BenardCometh Revelations

***Manglish Conversation*** --Conversation 1-- Guy1: Oi, want to go where drink ah? Guy2: Hmmm, eat comes first loh. Guy1: I know, drink or eat same lah. So where to eat? Guy2: Eat comes first lah. Guy1: Hoi, I know eat comes first but go where eat? Guy2: Haiya you, eat comes first can or not? Guy1: Of course can. But where? Guy2: Eat comes first lah, you don't know meh? Guy1: @#@#$$$#@$, you trying to be funny is it? Want to eat my fist ah? I know lah eat comes first but where to eat? Blardy hell betul lah you. Guy2: I have been telling you that we go Eat Comes First to eat. The place IS called Eat Comes First. Duh. Guy1: -_-". @#@#@$^@$%$$@%%^^ say properly lah...@#@$@%&^#&@#^...dunno how to say properly meh @!##@#$^@(&$^@. (censored to protect the kids that sometimes frequent this little realm of mine) --Conversation 2-- Guy1: Ello, want to go where eat? No more Eat Comes First ah tell you. Guy2: How bout if we go KFC? Guy1: Cool, but the nearest KFC is like 50...

Yep little boys and girls. It's that time of the year where you go and make a fool out of yourself. Opsss, should be make a fool out of the people surrounding you. Today is the only time where you can just throw a smelly rotten egg on your friend and get away with it by yelling "APRIL FOOL" suckers. Wait, no you don't. Nobody gets away by doing that no matter what day it is. So, please people, refrain yourself from doing dumb pranks. Intelligent pranks maybe but definitely not dumb pranks. For bloggers, I would think that a lot of them would write a post today stating that they are quiting from blogging. **Yawns** anything new? Imagine if I am to say that I will discontinue/stop from making any posts ever for April Fool joke. It would really backfire as I don't think there would be anyone who cares much whether I post or not. Quite disheartening I believe. That is why I would never write a post announcing that I will stop posting so that I can continue to be ignor...

Why Adultery? Now, it is a common perception that only men commit adultery. However, that perception is flawed because women commit adultery as well. So, adultery is not specific to men but also women. Brings a new meaning to equality of genders aye. Before we go further, a little bit of explanation on what exactly defines adultery. According to Wikipedia, "Adultery is voluntary sexual intercourse (including oral sex) between a married person and one who is not his or her spouse." There, that clearly define what is adultery. Done with the introduction, the question now is WHY ADULTERY? (The following is purely what I think and not necessarily is the truth) (A) For the FUN and EXCITEMENT of it. Those who commit adultery thinks that it is fun and exciting to do the forbidden. Some enjoy the process of doing it and to them it gives them meaning to life. (B) To find the long lost FEELING. This might happen when there is no more sparks/fire in the relationship or marriage. Thus, t...

***Notes*** Got this hilarious pictures/illustration from email sent to me. Don't know who is the artist though. Credits to whoever you are for the pictures. Untrained guys that's it. In the following pictures are reasons why "untrained" guys should not go near babies. Ever. It's a comparison of do and don't when "handling" babies. Reason 1 Guys are very particular/perfectionist A drop on the skin is not enough. Have to use tongue to test whether the milk is hot or not ok. Reason 2 Guys are very thoughtful Put in the cradle is not suitable, later catch cold how? Have to put in the drawer mah. Better Reason 3 Guys are very playful Hold so near where got fun. Have to throw as high as possible = FUN Reason 4 Guys are very cheerful Must make baby smile. If baby won't smile, have to "force" baby to smile Reason 5 Guys are very strong Normal lift like that like a sissy. No, just lift by the head. Strong. Hugaa hugaa Reason 6 Guys are very cre...

Yours Truly have always loved to eat clam. Or is it oyster? Those local oyster-ish and clam-ish thing. I believe in Cantonese it is called "Si Ham". However, I might be wrong. Just might. =p Anyway, the clam that I am referring to is this. clam Now, I am going to show you a simple way how to prepare this simple dish. Get some clam/oyster/si ham. (Obviously you will need this ingredient.) First, you will have to boil the clam in hot water to "force" the shell to open. Then, after that cool it down with cool running water. You will notice that the clam would open its "mouth". "mouth open" (depth of field yo) After that proceed to open the shell and pick out the clam meat. It seems tedious but have patience my young padawan. Then you will eventually get a whole lot of clam meat. open the shell remove the meat clam meat From there, heat up your wok/pan. Pour some olive oil and add in some cubbed garlic and stir-fry until the smell is good. After that...

***Note*** After the stolen laptop case , it is time for replacement. Got myself a second hand ACER Aspire 5502. Upgraded the RAM. Pheonix , you will be remembered. And the bastard thief, know that you will be cursed for eternity. May you live forever. One of the downside of owning a laptop is the lack of upgrade options. The most upgradeable stuff would be the hard disk drive and the memory module (RAM). Normally it is not advisable to do the upgrades yourself unless you know what you are doing. For the basic upgrades for laptops such as hard disk drives and RAM, it is quite easy to do. Yours Truly am going to show how to upgrade the memory module(RAM) on an ACER Aspire 5502 laptop. Basically all laptop have the same general component structure so it will be the same with any laptop. The ACER aspire 5502 comes with a 512MB DDR2 RAM (2 pieces of 256MB DDR2 RAM) due to the nature of the dual channel that can be utilized. An overview of ACER Aspire 5502. Flip over to the back and you wi...

Tagged by Nux . So I don't really have a choice here. Read forced . Afterall this is the very first tag I got from her. Woot, virgin tag. ;p Here goes nothing..... ~~Begin Copy~~ This is the easy way and the fastest way to : 1. Make your Authority Technorati explode. 2. Increase your Google Page Rank. 3. Get more traffic to your blog. 4. Makes more new friends. Rules : 1. Start copy from "Begin Copy" until "End Copy" to your blog. 2. Put your own blog name and link. 3. Tag your friends as much as you can. 1. Picturing of Life 2. Juliana's Site 3. Hazel-My Life, My Hope, My Future. 4. Jeanne-The Callalily Space 5. Shower Your Children With Love - The Right Way 6. Life's a journey, not a destination 7. Simple Life 8. Life is beautiful; Life is love 9. This is a miracle... 10. Project Heavy Traffic 11. UTOPIA 12. BenardCometh Revelations ~~End Copy~~ So, I am suppose to pass this on. Who else to pass if not the ones on my link list, rite? So I will pass th...